Distinguished Collector of Free Stuff

Miami Beach, FL
Nissan altima with a “i bought this before elon went crazy” bumper sticker
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I want to believe that this guy is THE Master aka @GentlemanLuxxx whose posts i miss sooo much🥺🥺🥺 beautiful nippels princess😭😭😭
Clavicular was HYPED after Master, the owner of looksmax(.)org and lifelong inc-l, got his first kiss at Clav’s party 🥹❤️‍🩹
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Really vulnerable share for me but just had to get in on this trend
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Bonus: cant believe i forgot cleopatra golden kings, the cigarettes i bought a carton of for $3 the second i stepped off the plane in cairo which, combined with egypt’s unbelievable pollution, dust storms and exotic oriental germs, gave me a terrible upper respiratory infection
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“Hey chatgpt dress me up in the traditional costume of the country i look like im from” nailed it
“Hey chatgpt dress me up in the traditional costume of the country i look like im from” I’m not beating the Greek allegations
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My dog is an illegal immigrant
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Alright that’s it, im putting my mom in a home
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Ok you can all stop replying to this
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white ppl be like Don’t worry my dog can narcan us
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Jamie retweeted
Bada bing bada boom Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room
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The rapist of the sea
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Garçon—this meal is straight hittington. Highkey yummers tbh. My compliments to the shrimp.
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Got the worst table in the house
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Everyone at cornell should get the death penalty for attending a safety school, the rape allegations are superfluous and frankly irrelevant
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Shabbat shalom sluts
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Hard drugs✅ Fresh raw milk✅ Baby emu✅ No talmudic study tomorrow✅ Yea, i’m thinkin it’s friday😎🔥🌴
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The left is in shambles over the fact that i just ordered pizza and am going to bed early
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Breaking News! First look at test print of Pescato Oggi, sample shirt is being made right now!
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