Jeff Ditzler@JeffDitzler
 Middletown, PA
jeffditzler.blogspot.com
Joined February 2015
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Tonight, on a very special episode of “Breaking Bad”:
2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLive
Oct 6
The Albuquerque, New Mexico Police Department comes under public criticism after a police helicopter landed in the parking lot of a Krispy Kreme donuts store to pick up a box of donuts, endangering motorists.
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The ticket!
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(wakes up) (sees Notre Dame is playing UNC) Me to @sk5395 and @JoshNovotney:
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SERIOUS PHILLY NEWS. A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED.
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YouTube ads make going to a halal restaurant during election season interesting. (Chanting in Arabic) SCOTT PERRY EATS BABIES!!!1!! (Resume chanting in Arabic)
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Not how I was expecting the Second Coming to go...
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Sep 29
POV: You are a zoomer male in 2027.
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Why is the @PADemParty trying to get me to like @RepScottPerry more?
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Nobody: Kaiser Wilhelm II:
Smells Like Teen Statism
@BlueEightySix
Sep 28
Replying to @JeffDitzler @HansFiene
Belgium must be stopped at all costs.
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Jeff Ditzler retweeted
Philly Booing@PhillyBooing
Sep 27
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @Phillies
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Is this person a Republican who’s really bad at taking down old yard signs, or an expert Democratic troll?
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Since how politicians treat their staff is in the news again: I didn’t have too many interactions with @SenToomey when I worked for him, but he was always courteous and professional. @sk5395, on the other hand, repeatedly threatened to fire me and replace me with his dog.
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Sad end for the first male lieutenant governor of New Jersey (no, really).
Fox News
@FoxNews
Sep 25
BREAKING: New Jersey Lt. Gov. Dale Caldwell resigns after investigation finds ethics violations. Caldwell was Gov. Mikie Sherrill's hand-picked number two for the post. She called on him to resign Thursday night.
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Something has gone horribly wrong with the Chinese President’s state visit.
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InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
Sep 24
Maine Senate Poll by NYT/Siena (A+) | recalled: Harris 48-38 🟥 Susan Collins: 49% 🟦 Troy Jackson: 46% — Generic Ballot 🟦 Dem: 52% 🟥 GOP: 44% —— Net Favs 🟢 Collins: +3 🟤 Jackson: -8 🟤 Hassan Piker: -15 🔴 Platner: -43 —— 9/15-22 | 619 LV
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- be LG F-----n under Governor T.W. - vocal pro-trans stance, among other things, endears you to the left - run for Senate - beat House member perceived as moderate in the primary - face GOP candidate most people know from TV - be Peggy Flanagan - pic unrelated
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I thought I heard a strange noise coming from the general direction of Bucks County today. Turns out it was @varadmehta screaming in anguish.
no context the west wing
@LemonLymancom
Sep 22
27 years ago today, 'THE WEST WING' pilot aired on NBC. Feeling old yet?
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Pennsylvania counties by their viability as a baby name:
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Jeremiah Possibly Daniel Probably Not Ezekiel Maybe
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This is what Groypers actually believe: >Somewhere in a Mossad HQ before 9/11 >"We've got to kill thousands of Americans but also make sure we don't kill any Jews. Where can we attack in America where there are no Jews?" >"I know! The financial district of New York!"
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