Jews really are overachievers.
Medicine? Pretty good.
Science? Not bad.
Business? We manage.
Comedy? Obviously.
Arguing with each other for 3,000 years and somehow turning it into literature? Elite.
But our most impressive achievement may be this:
For a tiny fraction of humanity, we have somehow managed to be hated by an astonishing percentage of history’s worst people.
Pharaohs. Crusaders. Inquisitors. Nazis. Soviet tyrants. Jihadists.
At some point you have to look at the guest list and think:
You know what? Maybe being hated by these people is not the insult they think it is.
If history’s greatest monsters keep giving you one-star reviews, you might actually be doing something right.
(Let’s see who this triggers, and exactly how spectacularly.)
John Cleese is referred to Prevent and hauled before Officer Pilate of the Department of Hurty Words for questioning over his online conduct.
The allegations are serious.
The bureaucracy surrounding the interrogation is rather less so.
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Quod erat demonstrandum. Es gibt keinen strukturellen Antisemitismus im Landesverband Berlin der Linken. Deshalb besteht genau in dieser Behauptung das Hochjazzen.
Bitte auf eigene Rechnung: keine politischen Experimente auf dem Rücken anderer! Der Länderfinanzausgleich gehört abgeschafft, wir brauchen ein leistungsorientiertes System mit Notfallfonds, keine Blankoschecks.
🔴ELIMINATED: Saher Nidal Latfi Sakr, a terrorist operative affiliated with global jihadist organizations operating in Gaza. Among other activities, he supplied weapons to Hamas during the war.
Sakr infiltrated Israel during the October 7 Massacre and drove the motorcycle used to abduct Noa Argamani and Avinatan Or from the Nova music festival into Gaza.
Recently, Sakr advanced attacks targeting Israeli civilians & IDF troops. He was eliminated in order to remove the threat he posed.