The official Twitter account of Senator John Connor Senator | Soldier | Savior Now sponsoring legislation for as low as $999.99 8/29/1997 Never Forget

Washington, DC
Everyone should report Jarvis for everything.
A woefully incomplete list of people who inspire me and fight for justice in big and little ways all the time. @johnondrasik @bethanyshondark @karol @redsteeze @JanCBS @davidmdraiman @coachbrucepearl @jtLOL @AvivaKlompas @DeTahmineh @SirajAHashmi @RyanGirdusky @DavidMMcintosh @WassonWatch @PatriciaHeaton @BurtMaclin_FBI @JoelWBerry and lots of others, sorry to everyone I left out.
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Senator John Connor retweeted
There is only one answer.
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Seriously I have no idea what happened to the hangover I absolutely deserve, but I鈥檓 grateful for its absence. I can鈥檛 recommend this place enough to anyone in or visiting Madison. Please do not tell them Senator Connor sent you; they don鈥檛 need to know about this account.
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I know I don鈥檛 deserve this at all, and I should just stick to the bit and post a Jarvis knockoff about how I woke up in a ditch, but I feel absolutely swell this morning. I鈥檓 so glad DoorDash offers cocaine now.
hey everybody quick announce regarding tomorrow john Connor: he died :(
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hey everybody quick announce regarding tomorrow john Connor: he died :(
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I love pregaming on the company dollar
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I am Senator John Connor鈥檚 throbbing erection.
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Conservatives are using selectively edited footage of Paris burning to launch bad faith attacks on immigration. This needs to end. You can make logical, rational arguments against immigration without ignoring the indisputable benefits. For example, France is currently on fire.
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This bumblebee Earlier this year-Today RIP 馃挃
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Unfollowing this account is Senator Connor erasure.
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SOMEONE ACTUALLY UNFOLLOWED WTF
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Not mine. This is a repost account now.
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Due to financial constraints, I鈥檓 switching this account to adult content. Basically just my regularly scheduled programming, but now with full penetration.
Due to financial constraints, I鈥檓 switching this account to adult content. Tomorrow I start posting about how I can barely afford to keep the lights on and that I'm considering taking 15 Kratom pills, smoking a bong, and doing a Jackass style shopping cart stunt off of a cliff.
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Senator John Connor retweeted
That鈥檚 just a cow with a sun tan.
This is a properly cooked steak.
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Senator John Connor retweeted
Replying to @JohnConnor_US
I like my meat how I like my women. Undercooked and dripping in blood.
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This is a properly cooked steak.
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I talked to a young man last week. 6'4" Chad, 28, brown hair, A10 eyes, D2 college ball, M3 car. He was a waiter at the soup kitchen because he鈥檚 so poor. Why? The girls who used to swipe right on him have mysteriously disappeared. No one will hire him. His name was Ted Bundy.
I talked to a young man last week. He was a 6'4" Chad, 28 years old, brown hair, A10 (light blue) eyes, D2 college basketball player, tan, lean muscles. Handsome guy. But where did I meet him? He was working as a waiter at a small diner. Earning $2.13 an hour plus tips. The girls who swipe right on dating apps with height filters are the same girls (I assume) who reject his job applications when he applies to white-collar corporate jobs. I gave him a $40 tip on like a $15 breakfast, but I have no idea how he pays rent. He told me he's living in a small apartment with 3 other guys who got him the waiter job. And he said he had a hard time finding any kind of other work for several months before he got hired at the diner. How is this young white man supposed to buy a house on $2.13 per hour? How is he supposed to attract a hot girl and settle down? This is what we're doing to our best young men. We are brutally crushing and suppressing American talent. It's wrong. It's unfair, and it needs to stop.
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UPDATE: My hotel is directly across from the University of Hot Midwestern Girls. I am leaving my home and politics and the internet forever. Goodbye.
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Credit where it鈥檚 due: having separate baggage claim for men and women is much more efficient.
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