Certain conditions, and their reasoning, apply: - the assassin must look like Luigi Mangione to win that decisive deluded-amoral-fantasizing-female vote - the assassin must be DEI, so instantly exonerated due to (obscure pronoun) credentials of oppression - the assassin must use a weapon other than a firearm. The Second Amendment is irrelevant - the assasin must not miss, and mistakenly hit one of our lurking, secretly supportive operatives - the assassin must fill out all of the required questionaire, quite similar to that given to Miss Universe contestants - all of the above is null and void if a Democrat wins the presidency in 2028