Wouldn’t be surprised if some idiot “Judge” actually does this.

I have CNN credentials

Parody or not, I could actually see a district judge ruling this way. That is how far off the rails activist judges have gone!

Too many judges need to be in mental institutions instead of deciding important cases.

These activist judges are like mosquitoes buzzing around the president. They are annoying as hell.

Don’t give the libs any ideas

Don’t give them any ideas! 🙀

But wait. Don’t they at least have to wear their press passes?

I’m willing to bet that if an assassin sued some liberal judges would grant access

Turns out a compulsory monopolistic judicial system might be subject to many flaws if you can't magically pick the "right" people.

Certain conditions, and their reasoning, apply: - the assassin must look like Luigi Mangione to win that decisive deluded-amoral-fantasizing-female vote - the assassin must be DEI, so instantly exonerated due to (obscure pronoun) credentials of oppression - the assassin must use a weapon other than a firearm. The Second Amendment is irrelevant - the assasin must not miss, and mistakenly hit one of our lurking, secretly supportive operatives - the assassin must fill out all of the required questionaire, quite similar to that given to Miss Universe contestants - all of the above is null and void if a Democrat wins the presidency in 2028

Give them time, this will likely become true! 😣

Ohhhhhh....lmao. 🤦‍♀️ Hey guys, alot of your stories actually COME TRUE. You may wanna leave this one out lol.

They just prohibited looking at rooftops wherever he’s going as well.

Surprised they didn't make him buy the bullets, too. 😂

Activist judges you think they have more power than the president should be removed. Democrats own enough judges that anything can be blocked.

The right to Get Trump is a human right.

Sometimes I think that BB is giving the swamp ideas... It all seems to come true!

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS

The Babylon is back🔥💪

I mean, the injunction is already written. They are just trying to find an assassin with standing.

And a whole lot of

Don't give them ideas. 😆

I don’t doubt that at all

🤣🤣🤣

Completely unrelated, but also maybe completely related too.

Coming soon No doubt

🎯

Must have been Boasburg.

That sums up the American judiciary.

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😂😂😂

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They haven't learned yet, Trump always wins.