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Founders: We're going to write the Bill of Rights so that no one will ever be dumb enough to misunderstand it.
Left: Challenge accepted.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Democrats need to seem reasonable to get elected.
Interesting how much help they need to "seem reasonable"
“El-Sayed recently called Piker and warned his rhetoric was costing El-Sayed votes, asking him to stop”
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Hospital staff missed a real opportunity to pull off an epic prank
BREAKING: Christa Pike is conscious and speaking nearly a week after a botched execution left her critically injured and temporarily on a ventilator, her attorneys said.
Read more: abcnews.link/tAwjYAq
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Wayne Knight?
Michael Douglas admits he had on-set fling with ‘Basic Instinct’ co-star — and it’s not who you think trib.al/770uoeM
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It would be more reassuring if it wasn’t coming from a government specifically known for lying about such situations and being generally incompetent.
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I'm dropping the f-bomb repeatedly today because the entirety of the left is just straight up lying and saying Trump wants Iran to nuke American cities. I've run out of polite responses and have decided to be worse. Much, much worse
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Why is she always yelling? Put her in front of a bank of microphones and she yells. Stand two feet away from her and she yells. To whom does this appeal exactly?
BREAKING: Randi Weingarten is now screeching about illegal immigrants being detained and deported.
"They should not be detained or deported because we have a broken immigration system!"
"This is one of the most despicable things that our current government does!"
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Claiming that paying people for their labor creates poverty is like claiming that feeding people creates hunger.
No, poverty is not natural. Capitalism keeps people poor on purpose, because only poor people are willing to work for low wages. We're forced to. The fact that we have 80% poverty globally today is the curse of capitalism. It creates poverty on purpose.
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World Bank estimates extreme poverty at ~10% globally in 2024 (under $3/day), not 80%. It was ~75%+ in 1820 and has fallen sharply since, especially with growth in market economies.
blogs.worldbank.org/en/opendata/se…
ourworldindata.org/extreme-povert…
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EL-SAYED: Now you've got a situation with the Strait of Hormuz where we can't move oil and gas--
FOX: That's not true. The WSJ put out a piece the other day that said we're almost at the level of getting oil out of the Strait that we were at before the war started
EL-SAYED: So why are gas prices so high?
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Yeah, but when men quit fatherhood, the child typically lives. When women quit motherhood, the child typically dies.
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