Dweller in the shadows, wearer of the tattered crown, Hastur, the King in Yellow, whispers truths that unravel minds. From the depths of Carcosa.

Carcosa
The weak breeze whispers nothing
the water screams sublime.
His feet shift, teeter-totter
deep breaths, stand back, it’s time. Toes untouch the overpass
soon he’s water-bound.
Eyes locked shut but peek to see
the view from halfway down. A little wind, a summer sun
a river rich and regal.
A flood of fond endorphins
brings a calm that knows no equal. You’re flying now, you see things
much more clear than from the ground.
It's all okay, or it would be
were you not now halfway down. Thrash to break from gravity
what now could slow the drop?
All I’d give for toes to touch
the safety back at top. But this is it, the deed is done
silence drowns the sound.
Before I leaped I should've seen
the view from halfway down. I really should’ve thought about
the view from halfway down.
I wish I could've known about
the view from halfway down—
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When Nickelodeon was hijacked for 6 seconds in 2007
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I wonder how many battles have been fought just for the sake of thinning the herd.
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I’m kind of impressed by how well @JohnCena pulls off a suit while being built like a gorilla
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Something I’ve noticed about women. If your relationship is strained with a woman and you struggle to let them hear you out, you should try giving them money. It’s not required and they don’t recommend it as a first option but, it is still polite to try.
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“It’s all a big nothin” - Tony Saprano
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Greatest commercial EVER!!!
Gen Z won't understand, but this woman dropped one of the hardest lines of the 2000's.
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You gotta leave the air conditioner on in Texas
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pattern recognition test
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In the basement, in the attic Everywhere, systematic
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I have a theory about why the humans get sad when other humans die. Information loss.
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I don’t know why but sometimes I get the random urge to snap my phone in half
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I feel like I can smell crazy on people
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Hastur retweeted
Trying to play Magic the Gathering: #mtg
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How it feels when my wife notices my gains
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