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The best satire of all begins with a grain of truth.

😂😂😂😂👌🏻

> be me, a lifelong DC fan > Green Lantern flops and immediately kills plans for extended universe > Snyder writes like an edgy 14 year old, makes Batman use guns, then gets fired after 2 1/2 movies > with a few exceptions, everything after is either mid or complete slop > The Flash becomes one of the biggest bombs in movie history > Joker 2 is a literal middle finger to all DC fans > The Rock randomly tries to coup and take over DC from within > James Gunn is hired and says he’s starting over before all the old universe movies are even out (but not really because whatever he likes is actually staying) > Literally no one watches Creature Commandos, the technical start to the new universe > Superman is ok, but just ok isn’t great for the true start of a cinematic universe > Supergirl, the second movie in the universe, somehow flops harder than The Flash > Gunn announces a fucking Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd parody show where they break into song like High School Musical > Lanterns is such a disgusting, horrible, insulting, borderline evil character assassination of the entire Green Lantern mythos that it somehow makes the 2011 movie look like a masterpiece > The Batman part II delayed to 2087 > the third film in the universe is a low budget psychological horror movie about a C tier Batman villain Im tired man…

This right here

This remains the most relevant tweet ever.

Sorry this is trash, Spider-Man clearly needs to be in a small town, get shot in the head by a female cop & then replaced by Miles Morales if they want us to care

Guys, she just accidentally drew her gun, disengaged the safety, turned around, aimed and fired at him. Could have happened to anyone.

In brightest day and blackest night, he will let evil escape your site.

Destroying Star Wars was hard work folks.

I’d watch the heck out of this.

rambo is back

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This was all they had to do!!🤷 He would look Amazing! 💪 Keep the costume Simple and fresh!!

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