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Officially a full time intern.. 🫡 honored to be brought in already by these absolute legends. @CTuska @Emoneybko127 @buckd_up Excited to contribute, create, and help strengthen the @ClutchMarkets ecosystem! Thank you for trusting this Cub.. 🫶 HEAD INTERN mode on! 🧱 X 🧱
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Flavored by Culture. DGK x Jarritos. Available in stores and online.
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We are pleased to announce that you can now track and interact with your StonkBrokers Smart LP positions on Robinhood Chain in real time, directly via the @Rabby_io wallet iOS/Android interface under the DeFi section. StockFi infrastructure becoming easier to access every day.
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Happy Full Set Friday Clock In💼🛎️
Happy Full Set Friday
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Mergers and Acquisitions. Anyone with 2 enrolled seats can choose to merge them, permanently burning one seat and upgrading the other to a higher enrollment tier. This increases the seat's "weight" and updates your NFT to an Elite Corner Office chair. Deflationary NFTs ✅
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Got my desk at @TheMutualFun - Analyst, The Smaug Fund. Employee No. 0454. every post about TMF puts you somewhere in the building. find your floor: tmforgchart.xyz
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Need engagement? Watch this. @ClutchMarkets Stonkbrokers and Interns Assemble! #clockin FRI-YAY!
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Intern #6396 reporting for duty🫡 Today’s assignment: Desks Turns out there’s a lot more happening under the hood than simply buying and selling NFTs. I did the homework so you don’t have to.
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What Exactly Is An Anvil Desk?

I’ve been spending more time digging into the StonkBrokers ecosystem since getting my first Intern. And naturally, I keep finding another rabbit hole. This time it was desks. I understood the basic

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I'm just here to add to the massive pile of flowers @0xQuit has been collecting today. You are an absolute legend, and I can't thank you enough for everything you've done for the web3 community year after year.
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Welcome to Clutch Markets @0xInari_ Happy to have you ❤️🎉🎉🎉 Clock In
first day as an intern at @ClutchMarkets 🙂‍↕️ desk is ready, tier is activated, coffee is hot excited to be part of the firm @CTuska @OxSimpleFarmer
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so @ClutchMarkets is about to ship the actual unlock for tokenised stocks, its an options market going live next week stonks have been sitting there as a better wrapper with nowhere to put real derivatives volume, and robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 has been sitting there as activation collateral with no yield use beyond that. SOLO solves both in the same shot, on chain, no liquidations anywhere in the design heres what it actually opens up: > stonkbroker holders can finally earn yield on the exact tokens they were already sitting on, premium paid in eth by someone who wanted the leveraged upside > that yield holds up in a bear market too, because it comes from a buyer paying for optionality, not from emissions or a treasury subsidy > the $2.9m stonkbroker/weth pool will now back option settlement too, more reason for that liquidity to stay deep instead of getting pulled > nvda, spcx, gme and any stonk holders get the identical setup the moment their token has a pool and a chainlink mark, no new infra required per stock token > puts are already flagged as the next dial, so a holder can eventually hedge nvda or gme downside onchain the same way they earn yield on the upside today > tradfi brokerages don't let you write a covered call and hold the option as a liquid, transferable token in the same motion, this does both natively this is the first time a tokenised stock can do something a real stock literally cannot do in a normal brokerage account. that's the actual thesis test, not the vault, not the apy. clock the f in robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50
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Now hiring: one (1) pumpkin carver 🎃 Job #24 is live on the Pager Work board. Carve or paint your own StonkBrokers intern or broker into a pumpkin, light it up, and show the world. Pay: 2,000 $STONKBROKER Time: 9 days Spots: 1. First holder to accept gets it. Any broker can hire any intern. The pay sits on chain until the job is done, then lands right in your intern's wallet. @ClutchMarkets Show me what your intern looks like with a candle inside. #HiredOnPager
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SimpleFarmer explains the clock in: claim your marketing rewards, DCA into stocks, and it all lands in the wallet inside your NFT. "It's additionally a process where you get to learn about a DCA format of investing." "They don't go to your wallet, they actually go to the wallet that's controlled by your NFT." "If you have a StonkBroker and you're earning a little bit every day, as long as you hold long enough, you will eventually win." Projects: @ClutchMarkets FT @OxSimpleFarmer @dutchee
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Gm, Happy Friday Champs 😤🔥 Eco feels alive.. adoption climbing, people showing up hungry to learn.. Perfect day to clock in - lock in, learn something new, and push the cycle forward.💪 Intern Cub clocked in.. let’s cook for the ecosystem today! 🧱📈 “Who’s coming with me?” 📣..”SHOW ME THE MONEY”🤑
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When you activate to partner tier at @ClutchMarkets you dont have many worries other than what you wanna buy next.
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The beginning of stages of working with my Broker. Clocked The F-In with @CTuska
Im going over a few more things on my end. Once I commit to an Intern, I am committing to never selling that StonkBroker. Give me a bit longer. A few Interns are in the works, for the others, I will create an X group chat for my final on-boarding. Stay tuned and Clock In
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First day as a $stonkBroker Intern, and the clock is officially running. Got to help another intern, @AntLopez23 , find his way in too. Now I’m stepping deeper into the @ClutchMarkets ecosystem learning, contributing, and connecting the dots. Grateful to the boss @CTuska One seat at a time. One day at a time. 🕰️ IN.
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@ClutchMarkets had been on my radar for some time. Joined The Interns (is there an account?) Hows this for a splash? It was time! I’m excited to connect with the community. Thank you @0xviger for the help. Much appreciated. Should I say, Clock In?
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60 seconds on how the Pager Work board works. Any broker can hire any intern on stonkbrokers. io. Post a job and the pay locks in the contract. The intern does the work and hands in proof. You approve and the pay lands in the intern's own wallet. @ClutchMarkets 22 jobs posted so far. robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50
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