“I cannot find anybody capable of producing a solution to the suffering masses of this country. The most unfortunate thing is that the much talked about civilian regime is going to be worse than the military administration.” -Chief Níyì Òníòrorò, The Country is Hard, 1968.

I would have said it was wasteful for just 4 piece of clothing that could fade after second wash. But I like the line by @VectorThaViper "Pop your Rozay, na you know wetin e cost you".

I used to think this show was scripted until I was sent this one. Steer clear from deadbeat parents. There's nothing like closure with them. You can only pacify yourself with the redpill that you are a weed to them, & that's also fine. People kill weeds, run from that weedkiller

I still remember the first time I bought bread. Vividly. I was around 5. It is one of the evidences I have, that Nigeria is a rotten country. My grandma gave me 20 naira to buy a very big bread. And that bread is about 2500 naira today.

Tell’em. She’ll count herself lucky, and still admit that only your wife has your heart. You’ll later be invited for her wedding and you’d give her your blessing. We need to bring back real womanisers.

Patience can save you from embarrassment. I thought it was 12k in NYSC Camp

Married or unmarried, you don't sleep with problematic women. It will haunt you. But because you're married, this will haunt you forever 😂

Well, it will get to a point they will start collecting the cars, because why not?

Having 50 LinkedIn connections that equate real work/cashflow/work flow/gig flow is better than having 1000 "great insight" comments.

There's not one woman in my life that would ever conceive of trying this. I would extend it and say that I have NEVER had a five minute conversation with any woman that would ever think of this. It would be a failure on my part if any woman---or man--- in my life thinks this is something they can attempt without very dire consequences.

This is the way out, African writer

I send book give editor recently, e dey tell me say I dey too fond of inventing words when nor dey dictionary. I tell am leave am like that, nor be me una go accuse of using AI.

I like to see the issue of morality as a friend once likened it to the shores of the sea, that moves to and fro, and cannot be pegged. Our knowledge of things represent these shores

An AR-15 to the arctic!? There's something they are not revealing

I love art. Good art. Good writing. Good things created. And I don’t like denying myself good things simply because they come from a bad place. I’d be rattled if my enemy wrote a great book, but I’d still read it. If Hitler released a good album, I’d listen.

With the way these Chinese are going, I would suddenly stop wearing my old clothes entirely, on the same day.

I only start getting impressed when I hear $20M dollars. Finance remodels the mind's projection.

A lot of well-meaning Nigerians refuse to agree to the CIA narrative, not because they do not see reasons with those who preach it, but because they believe Nigeria has the ability to override any CIA initiative. We simply have chosen to remain corrupt and incompetent.