And on the 7th day God realized he had not even started on the whole universe thing so he mashed all the material together and wrote a bunch of laws so that it would just sort itself out
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“My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?”
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A BOCA NÃO É FEITA PARA BEIJAR
O PÉ NÃO FOI FEITO PARA DANÇAR BALÉ
AS MÃOS NÃO FORAM FEITAS PARA ESCREVER
A VOZ NAO FOI FEITA PARA CANTAR ÓPERA
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
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Look I cant figure it out but theres a joke to be made about cinephiles coming out of the criterion closet
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You either die black or live long enough to see yourself become chinese
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Why would they call it that
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New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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Working for @FBIDirectorKash means @_WilliamsonBen has to spend his time explaining why the @FBI should not respond to a post by @ifindretards.
Found in the FBI vault: vault.fbi.gov/records-regard…
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