Someone close to me passed away last winter, and before they died, they made me promise one thing: scatter their ashes from the highest point in our region. I hadn't hiked in a long time. I hadn't run in a long time. And the path was fraught with danger. But a promise is a promise.
To make things worse, I was also saddled with their teenage kid, who'd never really liked me, kept asking inane questions, and was generally annoying.
On our way up, a shirtless man showed up uninvited, said he was "just visiting the area," and then tried to fight us for no reason. It turned out he was some minor local celebrity with anger issues of his own and a mother who kept sending him after us. We beat him twice, and he kept coming back like a bill collector.
Then a hunter fellow started following us too, dropping cryptic notes about our "destiny," which was unsettling because I hadn't told anyone we had one.
Along the way, I found out the kid wasn't quite who I thought he was. Let's just say his family was a lot more well-connected than I ever knew, and certain relatives up in the hills were extremely interested in meeting him. I was, frankly, the last to know.
We fought our way through freezing rivers, orcs, a very rude giant snake, and one extremely judgmental old man that wouldn't stop commenting on my grumpiness or my fitness. Food ran out twice. Sleep basically never happened. I know - I measured. Using my old-gen ring. Every step, every heartbeat, every minute dozed off. Despite its inaccuracies.
We made it to the peak eventually. Scattered the ashes. Found out the whole trip had been building to something much bigger waiting for us next, which nobody thought to mention beforehand.
Family & friendship, honestly.
Now we are off on our onward journey for what's next. The kid's got some big future apparently. Prophesied and all that.
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