Stand by me, my apprentice 📡 BHAFC fan and unrelentingly miserable arsehole. Worthing FC 🐟
Worthing, England
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Cuando compras celu nuevo y empezas a probar los ringtones
alex 🇵🇹🐝🐊
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Enzo Maresca get ready to learn the northern towns just off A roads, buddy
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“I happily stood by and watched my daughter get groomed so Bournemouth players should be able to do the same” might be the weirdest justification I’ve ever seen on this app.
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Friend: (Showing me Not Like Us) What do you think?
Me: This beat is dopelicious
Friend: What about the pedophile bar?
Me: They should shut that place down
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This is like if you invested in bitcoin in 2013, and then someone robbed you and benefitted from it instead of you.
#BHAFC fans, we might have lost but I have a new catchy song. Honest opinions wanted. Think it would look good with the whole north stand joining in
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The OG?! The fucking OG? At least Dick Turpin wore a fucking mask. Sick of this. Anyone know a decent lawyer?
The OG Pecker joins the panel to COOK Robbie! 😂
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Imagine supporting a club that doesn’t have fruit cakes claiming they’re both Pro-Israel for asking someone in a Palestine shirt to leave hospitality (no football shirts allowed) AND anti-Semitic because a German player celebrated a goal.
Let me get this straight...
A German footballer performs a Nazi salute, on the eve of Yom Kippur, and he doesn't get sent off?
There's no big brouhaha?
No stadium owners refusing to host him in their stadia?
Really?
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At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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The man who started it all…
Hearing Pecked By The Seagull somewhere, resting my head against a window and staring in to the dark abyss, tears flowing.
My song was stolen, my 15 minutes of fame ripped away from me and some bloke who 100% has a hard drive full of horrors has taken it all from me.
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weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede
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Ptdrrrrrrrr wallah ça a l’air trop dur la PL, genre même a regarder c’est étouffant
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