sports and political comedian and analyst

Imagine being groomed in the blueprint of drafting and developing stars then you create this. Thank gutenkest
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This team plays like the old 90’s memorabilia where players were drawn like children or babies. @packers #nfl @PrimeVideo #atlanta
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I should be out hunting instead of watching @nfl refereeing fuck up this @packers game. Obvious punch thrown when roughing the passer penalty was enforced. Should’ve been a replay of downs. Fuck you nfl. Diluted ass product. Too many penalties. Refs suck.
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Hot take: NFL schedule makes men sedentary during a time they can go out hunting and provide. I love football but it’s becoming a diluted product. More divisions. More games. More penalties. More locations. This game is to exploit your @memberberrries
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Realize personal lawns use more. Farms use 26 trillion gallons a year and neither golf courses or data centers touch that. Golf courses create green spaces
Defund golf courses. Golf courses in America use around 30.5× more water than all data centres combined. Golf courses: ~531bn gallons/year. Data centres: ~17.4bn gallons/year.
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Already aging terribly
Interesting that @CallawayGolf asks us to make an ad then approves it then asks us to take the fall then drops us in a coordinated media blitz and covers it up by giving a million dollars away thinking everyone will be ok with it. 30 for 39 will be legendary.
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Replying to @RealCandaceO
@RealCandaceO I would’ve asked Andrew if he believed OJ murdered 2 people. The reality vs what is played out in court are 2 different things. Hypotheses have put innocent people in jail and in turn have made guilty people walk.
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A text that says “I’m worried the left wants to kill me” is significant but when you state you feel your life is in danger it isn’t?! 🫣 I think you’re a very rational individual and that doesn’t change overnight even from the loss of someone that’s a friend or colleague.
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Jeremy Clarkson made £144 farming a thousand acres in his first year. In year six he lost five thousand. His own words to his land agent: dispiriting enough to clear a hundred and forty-four quid at the start, and here we are six years on, down five grand. The harvest had been projected at thirty-seven thousand profit. Weather and prices took it. Now look at what that thousand acres has behind it that yours does not. One of the best land agents in the country. A farm manager who has worked that ground since he was a teenager. A farm shop with a queue down the lane, a pub, bestselling books, more than a quarter of a million in subsidy across three years, and a television production paying for the entire thing to be filmed. It is the most commercially advantaged thousand acres in Britain, and the farming still loses money. That figure should end every conversation about British agriculture, and it is the one number that never makes it onto a campaign graphic. Not the glyphosate. Not the pig housing. The margin. Because everything people object to on a farm grows straight out of it. The field pushed to the very edge. The hedge that came out because the government paid to have it removed. The shed instead of the yard. The supermarket contract signed below cost because the alternative was no contract. Nobody intensified out of malice. They were priced into it over sixty years by a policy that decided cheap groceries mattered more than a countryside, and by a retail sector that kept the difference. Britain now grows around sixty per cent of its own food. More than a third of British farmers are past sixty-five. The man with the Amazon cheque cannot make a thousand acres pay. The seventy-year-old with three hundred and no film crew is doing it anyway, and being told by people who have never sold a tonne of anything that he is the problem.
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Every powerball will now be billions. In response to having a trillionaire on the planet.
The U.S. Powerball jackpot is going international for the first time, with players outside the United States able to participate beginning with tonight’s drawing.
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Thank you @Eberlestock for selling my information. Won’t be buying your products.
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What is also known as a cluster fuck of epic proportions
🚨#BREAKING: Fed economists reveal Biden-era illegal immigration was linked to roughly 30% of home-price growth & 20% of rent growth in the average metro area.
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Golf. Any tournament but especially a major. Not even going to mention the Ryder cup. Ask the international team how hard it is to win the presidents cup.
Every year they say the Stanley Cup is the hardest trophy to win in sports Based on what? Like do we have ANY metrics showing this? Because I have a hard time believing a trophy given every year is harder to win than Olympic Gold or the World Cup for instance
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Replying to @DanhausenAD
@DanhausenAD please curse the Carolina hurricanes🥹
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I have good ones. Good condition. Punisher and spawn. Batman and spawn. Vampire Batman.
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I will take pictures of comic books I’ve had since my brothers death and you can have your choice
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I can’t help but see the irony of people complaining about @elonmusk while using his app😭🤣😂 funniest shit ever.
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: New York Knicks owner James Dolan just exposed New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani when he told WFAN “He’s not a Knicks fan.” This comes after Liberals were furious after New York born President Trump was scrutinized for supporting the Knicks despite there being a track record of Trump supporting them for decades.
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You have the right to learn how to grow and preserve food. Raise animals or hunt.
Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it. The United States and Israel.
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The genetic freak @ScottSteiner made every woman break down their walls.
When Scott Steiner grabbed Stephanie McMahon and put her on the table and she nearly broke character
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Dude doesn’t even have to mow
Bro bought a house with an incredible deck -Grill Station -Outdoor kitchen -Gazebo -Hot Tub -Fire pit -Garden The possibilities are endless
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What do you think @MeatEaterTV? I say feed him everyday and become friends. When he dies I’ll have his hide and all the memories.
Would you let this one go?
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