Tesla news breaker and 15x Tesla 🚗 owner | Event tech M&A advisor | Actual job: @fajansa
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👀 .@SquawkCNBC host @JoeSquawk on Tesla FSD when @RonBaronAnalyst offered him an autonomous ride:
“Not for me, not going to do it”
Why is legacy media so averse to autonomy?
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Based on the latest @Tesla Roadster patents and teaser images, this is @grok’s best guess on the design:
Patent Suggests the Tesla Roadster Might Get a Clever Rear Wing caranddriver.com/news/a73879…
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Matthew Donegan-Ryan retweeted
Pre-Oasis meal at the @Tesla Diner:
This is probably my first time getting a fast-food burger that wasn’t overcooked.
The milkshake was incredible.
The salad really hit the spot.
6.9/5 ⭐️
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Matthew Donegan-Ryan retweeted
🏎️ 2 weeks until the @Tesla Roadster launch and @DougDeMuro says he’s “over it.”
Let’s see how that ages…
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Matthew Donegan-Ryan retweeted
I asked @seattletimes for comment and they said “if Adrian Hanauer no longer invests in the @SoundersFC then why should we?”
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The reality distortion Fielder Method:
@nathanfielder
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👇 Joe Kernen is a stand up guy 👇
@JoeSquawk
Don’t worry about it. I just wanted to be clear. I was saying I want to buy one, for my son not for me, I wasn’t saying the technology isn’t for me. @elonmusk is a force of nature.
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👀 .@SquawkCNBC host @JoeSquawk on Tesla FSD when @RonBaronAnalyst offered him an autonomous ride:
“Not for me, not going to do it”
Why is legacy media so averse to autonomy?
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Update: I misheard @JoeSquawk, apologies to him
I said “we’re going do it, for my son, not for me.” I drive a 7 speed Carrera S because I like to drive. You set up silly legacy media straw men to strike down. You know nothing about me. First time viewer?
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🏎️ 2 weeks until the @Tesla Roadster launch and @DougDeMuro says he’s “over it.”
Let’s see how that ages…
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Doug adds:
- “we’re coming up on 10 years of this vaporware trash”
- the original Tesla roadster was not a success
- the cybertruck is heinous
- the don’t sell the Model 3 on @carsandbids because they only sell the cool Teslas.
- that short run of Tesla being successful is over
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Matthew Donegan-Ryan retweeted
esla Beat 161: Is Cybercab Even Legal? NHTSA Demands Proof + Robotaxi 24/7 Next Month @futureaza @matthewdr @sjvtesla nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1dGYlaMpO…
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Seattle removed a bollard from
Post Alley and a BMW i4 owner decides to test his EV’s stair descending capabilities:
(RIP Harbor Steps)
OMG a @Tesla using FSD decides to take the pedestrian path to cross the world’s longest floating bridge at 75 MPH! (HWY 520 West in Seattle).
UPDATE: it turns out it was a @chevrolet running Human Pilot that put so many pedestrian lives at risk.
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Matthew Donegan-Ryan retweeted
BREAKING: @NICKIMINAJ is giving out 5 more meet and greets for @theXtakeover
Her subscribers only, Barbz and Tesla
Community here is your chance.
For the next 72 hours, I’ll be giving away 5 MORE MEET & GREET TICKETS
for my Tesla/X Takeover event on 10/10.
SUBSCRIBERS ONLY 🎀
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TESLA/ SpaceXAI
The “Elon Musk is a distracted CEO” myth couldn’t survive 2026.
The Tesla + SpaceXAI 2026 scorecard:
Cybercab rides, Optimus lines, Semi volume, Starship V3, Starlink V5, X Money, SpaceX IPO, Colossus leased to Anthropic and Google. Just for starters.
Ask yourself how much of this is in the Street’s models and DCF?
Almost none of it!
Ground is being cleared, supply deals inked, and new products launched.
Both companies have tremendous upside if they monetize even a fraction of this list.
We are still early.
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Tesla Beat 160: Cybercab in HK, FSD Ace & Model Y Perf China w/ @sjvtesla @futureaza @matthewdr nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1jGXgBveb…
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OMG a @Tesla using FSD decides to take the pedestrian path to cross the world’s longest floating bridge at 75 MPH! (HWY 520 West in Seattle).
UPDATE: it turns out it was a @chevrolet running Human Pilot that put so many pedestrian lives at risk.
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