🚨 MILA MINISTRY OF MISINFORMATION™ 🚨
Today's dispatch from the Ministry is particularly impressive. 😂
Being issued a Social Security number does NOT mean someone is receiving Social Security benefits. Undocumented immigrants generally aren't eligible for regular federal Medicaid either, aside from limited exceptions such as emergency Medicaid.
Then we arrive at my favorite part: the Ministry's Department of Mathematics. 🤭
3,920,028 × $2,000 = $7.84 BILLION per month — not $1.93 billion.
So we've confused SSNs with Social Security checks, blurred Medicaid eligibility, invented a $2,000 monthly payment and fucked up the multiplication.
Another successful day at the Mila Ministry of Misinformation™, where the outrage is mandatory, the citations are optional, and apparently calculators have been defunded. 😂