Mrs off to Blackpool so I’m entertaining my 84 yo dad. Just had to STOP him explaining the plot of the film Donkey Punch to the restaurant.

Suffering fuck. This prick was a guest on Off The Ball, lecturing us all on how to behave at football while lecturing us about waves & curves. Just fuck off.

Ladies & Gentlemen I give you … the MOD 👏

Rescued East African slaves taken from a dhow aboard HMS Racoon – a British naval ship used to prevent the transportation of enslaved people. They were freed from Arab slave traders between November 1st and 4th of 1868.

When the next Prime Minister arrives he needs to Channel this energy.

Are Rouen and Glasgow twinned ?

Tiens, le rayon jambon du Franprix n’a pas été pillé.

Sign O’ the times.

It currently costs the Royal Navy in excess of £1 million to shoot down a single drone using a Sea Viper missile. After the DragonFire laser system is rolled out from 2027, 5 years ahead of schedule thanks to Brexit, it will cost around £10 a shot. Such a massive saving for UK.

Shart of Midlothian ?

JUST IN: The UK Sunday Times published a major report today detailing a previously secret SAS operation in Syria in 2022, which led to a murder investigation afterwards. According to the reporting, SAS operators attempted to capture an ISIS cell leader codenamed “Bravo One" near Al-Zer. The team came under fire, pursued two individuals, and killed them after assessing an imminent threat. An initial internal review cleared the action as self-defence. The director of Britain’s special forces later referred the soldiers to police. Several were arrested (some while still deployed in Syria/Iraq), homes were raided, and they faced a double murder investigation carrying potential life sentences. Within about 48 hours of questioning, they were returned to operations and conducted further raids. The case dragged on for years, and the soldiers were cleared last year with the possibility of the case reopening. The incident allegedly plunged the SAS into a crisis, with impacts on morale, retention, and accountability.

Do you understand yet Glasgow ?

John Swinney’s fibbing, not for the first time, has attracted the attention of @BBCMoreOrLess. This time, his lies about pensions are dismantled.

Bouanani, Bouanani , Bouanani ⚽️Keep saying his name.

That GCC is going to allow developers (who no doubt live in ‘tasteful’ Executive homes) to demolish this is insane.

The UK Caliphate.

We all have our crosses to bear.

Might have to get one of these from Amazon.

The good old days 😁

There was a situation at my daughter’s school last week which left her in tears. I went in to the school the day after to let them know we were removing her with immediate effect. The head teacher tried to explain but I had no interest in her excuses or reasons. The school had a play and an open evening for next year’s new pupils, and my daughter’s class were asked to take the potential new pupils and their parents for a tour of the school and classes. My daughter is the most softly spoken, polite and friendly child you’d probably ever meet. She’s one of just 40 Jewish pupils at the school out of over a thousand children. My wife wanted her to go to a non Jewish school because she felt concerned about the security threats at Jewish schools, and I don’t have much say in the matter as I’m just the dad. Our youngest goes to a Jewish school and the security simply isn’t anywhere good enough. This would be both their last year at school in this country because we’d already made the decision to leave the country before their next school year. My oldest wears a tiny discreet Star of David pendant. It’s so inoffensive to anybody but allows her to express her Jewish faith in a small way. When it was her turn in line to greet the family she would show around, the family was a Muslim family. My daughter has no personal issue with anybody and is friendly with two Muslim girls in her class who aren’t bothered by her being Jewish. But this family clearly were. In front of everyone, the father refused to be shown around by “a Jew”. He apparently, according to several parents and a teacher, raised his voice at her, and demanded that another child show them around. Instead of the head teacher condemning his behavior and telling him to leave, she asked my daughter to step aside and asked another pupil to show them around. Nobody except other parents, non Jewish parents, came to my daughter to ask if she was even ok. She was in a flood of tears, frightened and confused. My wife got a phone call from another parent and insisted she would go fetch our daughter because she already knew what I would do had I gone there myself. But this is what we live in now. This is the new normal. For reasons of what will come next, I won’t name the school. But this is going to escalate, a lot.

Ive just been asked to find a cscs /dumper ticket holder for a job in Glasgow city centre .£22 per hour with the option of weekend work if you want it ..Guaranteed work until next summer ..The rate can be negotiable if you have other groundworkers skills .retweets appreciated