All you criminals, outlaws, gangsters and fugitives! Jail is going to be packed!
You have all be sentenced for using bitcoin in any way you saw fit.
You will finally be going to jail, we all know bitcoin is for criminals!
You can't just use money outside the system without asking for permission.
You will all go to jail on September 19, and as always with doing time in there, you will come out more experienced, with more skills, with more knowledge.
Jail is packed, few tickets left, see you all in Arnhem!
-The Noderunners