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Teacher calls ICE to have kindergartener deported—says parents look like "they don't belong here." "I know schools... this is an area you wouldn't normally see Hispanics—they belong in the city." Ben Palmer has a hotline to report immigrants—people call thinking it's legitimate He talked to a kindergarten teacher who wants to deport a family with a 6-year-old kindergartener who is currently a student at her school. "I just think it's very odd for them to even be here," teacher explains. "You normally don't see people around here that look like they're born in another country... I know schools, and I know the whole law about schools."
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🚨 Vice President Kamala Harris. " They want us to believe we lost out minds. When these mother fuckers are crazy." 🚨
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ICE is currently going door to door in St Paul Minnesota. DO NOT open the door. Know your rights and keep yourself safe. They need a judicial warrant. Make sure they have the right one.
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Replying to @JDVance
Lie to your base. Lie to your wife. Lie to yourself. Unfortunately for your dumb fucking ass, JONATHAN DAVID ROSS filmed the whole interaction around the car, the shooting and NEVER stopped. Call your fucking handler Thiel and get @PalantirTech on it because that cell phone footage is gonna be a motherfucker. You just KILLED your entire political career and it's soooooo goddamn satisfying to watch you lose your cool & soul simultaneously!
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Trump told so many lies that @ddale8 struggled to fact check every lie. It was the same lies on repeat. The same lies fact checked a million times. 🚨
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS The Trump administration and Republicans want you to believe this is a complete inflation report. 🚨
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Time line on murdering people in international waters by Trump administration. - US strikes boats in international waters that two people survived and US ordered a second kill strike. - Pete Hegseth claims this didn't happen. - Trump says Pete Hegseth said he never gave the order. - Pete Hegseth says they watched the strikes live. - Another source claims the strikes did happen and Hegseth gave the orders. - Pete Hegseth admits to watching it live. - Republican House and Senate announces an investigation. - Press Secretary admits the second strike did happen. - Pete Hegseth says Admiral Bradley gave the order for the second strike. - Pete Hegseth admits he authorized Admiral Bradley's order to kill possibly innocent people. - Former JAG attorneys say this is agaisnt international law and the Geneva Convention. It's a war crime. 🚨
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🚨NEWS: DOJ memo blows the whole cover-up wide open. Trump and Giuliani weren’t just “talking” to Congress around January 6, they were pressuring members on the night of the attack to help overturn the election before the joint session resumed. Smith followed the law. He followed the facts. He’s willing to testify publicly because he has nothing to hide. Now let’s see if the Republicans he subpoenaed can say the same. open.substack.com/pub/theall…
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Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now...
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Military Leaders and personal involved with military operations in Central America have been asked by the Trump administration to sign Non Disclosure Act (NDA). Source Rueters. 🚨
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Wow! Thats is 1 trillion added to national debt in 3 months. Congratulations Donald Trump. 🚨
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Happy Diwali 🪔 - celebrating the Festival of Lights around the world, as good triumphs over evil.
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“To celebrate Diwali here in the Oval Office with the President — a celebration of the triumph of good over evil — is an amazing honor and incredibly humbling.” -@FBIDirectorKash
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EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇 politico.com/news/2025/10/14…
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"My U.S. citizen sister gets dragged out of car with guns drawn—after Chicago ICE crashes into her," explained Chris Figueroa. "My sister is fresh out of surgery cleared for work only a month ago." "These people held her in detention for hours—after they brutally dragged her out of her car at gunpoint." "We had to run around Broadview, Melrose, and Lombard in Illinois just to find her." The agents crashed into her car near the intersection of N Paulina St & W Schubert Ave in Chicago, Illinois. #DemsUnited
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Fùck the Diddy situation y’all seen this😳
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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I’m so sorry but if you believe in letting people die in emergency rooms because they don’t have proper worldly documentation it’s an affront to God.
Leavitt: "When an illegal alien goes to the emergency room, who's paying for it? The American taxpayer."
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