Comedy, journalism and books - sometimes all at once. Book about the microphone out now. Book about Shrek out in 2028. Also @The_Awkward_S and @criminalimprov.
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Worked for years with @The_Awkward_S (and @ruthbratt, @SueHarrison123, @AdamLavis, @RobertoHats and @edshots) on a series about an enigmatic trillionaire called Tony Milch. THE WHOLE THING IS ONLINE NOW.
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May be the first time in history a Zionist bombed and no children were killed.
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider:
"trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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One of the men who won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry last year was a Palestinian-American, Omar Yaghi.
Racist POS.
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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On #CelebrityTraitorsUncloaked last night Ed Gamble suggested Jerry, Romesh and Rob should do a podcast together and all I can think is it should be called J.R.R. Talkin'. They don't even have to talk about Lord of the Rings or anything. But they could. #CelebrityTraitors
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New issue of @empiremagazine is out on October 22nd. Inside i have a long read feature on the acting legacy of Tupac Shakur, speaking to his acting peers about their experiences.
pls buy a copy and ill share more information on the day of publication.
a dream come true here🤝
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Sweeney Todd. I produced this last night. I’m thinking of doing YouTube films, looking at iconic figures. Truth and fiction.
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ODE TO A BROKEN PLATE;
Once whole and round, now broke in two, a little plate I bought from new.
Bought from a store in Surbiton, on which I placed my food upon.
With matching crockery and dishes, meeting years of dining wishes.
Years went by, all broke but one, this plate, the last, now sadly gone.
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Men: if you've taken to buying lots of clothes on Vinted and may even consider yourself something of an addict, can you get in touch with little old ME?
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Wow. While this may be true of the UK, I think it's also true of the US, where the consistency of Update laughs is far better - the disparity being bigger, if anything.
Speaking in massive generalities here but it is amusing to me how much SNL UK is Bizarro World to me because their Update is routinely far and away the best part of the show while they continue to struggle with live sketches, something that runs complete opposite to the US show
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I cried at the top of Mt. Kenya, so it's mine now, I guess.
I was on a flight to Israel and struck up a conversation with the lady beside me. She was Jewish; her family were Holocaust survivors. As we saw the coastline of Israel from the window, she burst into tears. It was her first time visiting. Tell me again how Jews have no connection to the land of Israel.
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This Apple ad is the epitome of what’s wrong with modern culture. Truly disgusting. @Apple
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you know things are bad when sexual predators are defending you from their hot tubs
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Who WROTE this?! Brilliant!!!!
If my assistant get an email that she thinks I need to read, I’ll tell her to print it out and read it to me in the voice of the person who wrote it. pointsincase.com/articles/im…
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