America's Largest Mowing League -- Take pride in your property & community #TNML Commissioner: @joekinseyexp DMs are wide open.

*CORRECT ADDRESS* If you want a TNML sticker, you MUST send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Thursday Night Mowing League 27072 Carronade Dr, Unit A 155 Perrysburg, OH 43551
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Another @OutKickTNML week in the books! It’s a grind, but we champions press on! Stay cool my friends!
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The lawn is mowed every Thursday night to clear your weekend schedule.
Status symbols over 40 · Zero medications · Wife still loves you · Kids still want to hang · Positive outlook on life · Able to manage emotions · Zero need to impress others · You follow your inner compass · You've got a reason to wake up · Surrounded by a great community
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My @OutKickTNML submission! A very special week! Please watch!
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The @OutKickTNML traveling tee-shirt strikes again. #burninglove #Elvis #Graceland #Memphis
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@OutKickTNML @JoeKinseyexp Happy to be back in America after a two week trip to Netherlands and the Lowlands. Had a wonderful time tracing my family roots. The Wiersema family goes back to at least 1500 in a small town called Uithuizermeeden. 'Twas an amazing and emotional visit.
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Hot one for today’s @OutKickTNML mow. Still tripping over the Ring’s new AI feature. Made a new friend this week… @SaintArnold @westtxsafaris @Kiolbassa @BillyGenesTX @JoeKinseyexp
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2026 @OutKickTNML Season Deep July Mow 📝: best weather ever… caught the oldest doing college work and grounding at the same time (pic below)… grass is still soft in July… 📅: July 23, 2026 (W13) 🆚: Whole Yard 🏟️: Mt. Zion, IL ⏰: 4:15p 🌤️: 75° GLORIOUS 🌾: 4" 🎶: TNML on Spotify 📺: 👇 🗣️: Sponsors: Mt. Zion Auto, @drinkspindrift, @EGOPowerPlus
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This is the America I want to live in @OutKickTNML
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@OutKickTNML @dustfink @JoeKinseyexp @chris_burns65 TNML traveling tee-shirt is at The Rock ofGibraltar @TheRockOfGib @drinkcarbliss
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Please pray for Kerrville and the Hill Country. Day 3 of heavy rains, and more expected through tonight. Four emergency alarms last night. Flooding and evacuations taking place. Shelter in place. Still just pouring rain. My heart is so heavy I can’t even make a joke about not mowing. #Kerrville @OutKickTNML @JoeKinseyexp
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@OutKickTNML @JoeKinseyexp DNM Greetings from Madrid. Tw9 more countries and one more continent to go. #Madrid @drinkcarbliss
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Hopefully that I (we) changed the mowing game forever.
When you are no longer on this Earth, what do you think people will say about you? What kind of person were you? How did you treat others?
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RJ emails: "Stop drinking the kool-aid bro. Your lawn feeds your ego. Yes, creativity has been stifled in men. We are told to go to work, pay the bills, and shut up. Your green grass promotes high fuel prices, high grocery prices, and indicates to your fellow man..."
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"...a "better than" mentality. The grocery store offers poop and poison, while charging double for healthy foods, and you mow down nutritional value, while others go hungry. I hope you feel satisfied with your fake, accomplished nothing gonna do it again next week efforts."
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"My yard would feed the entire neighborhood, if called upon to do so. And given the current climate of greed and destruction for profit, it just may." *Disclaimer: RJ didn't send a photo of his yard.
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Mowing in mid-May vs. mid-August.
Wimbledon Centre Court, First Point (Day 1) vs Match point (Day 14)
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August 2, 1954 cover of Time. One of the earliest known illustrations of the American man on a mower as a DIYer in post-war America. At the time, the DIY industry had ballooned into a $6 billion industry.
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From the story: "Sense of Accomplishment. Economic necessity was not the only cause for the boom. Housebuilders had more time, thanks to the five-day week, longer vacations and more holidays, and they had a new interest."
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"In the mass migration to the trees and lawns of suburbia, some 7,000,000 people got houses of their own for the first time—and immediately set to work improving them."
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TNML field report: Choices Were Made 🌡️ 83° with 7 mph winds when we teed off at 9:30 am.
☀️ 96° with 15 mph winds when it was time to mow at 4 pm.

-Armadillos have decided to aerate half my front yard (might help?).
-Deer-proof plants have been mauled by the deer.
-Raccoon stopped by to taunt Zeke. Icy Lawnmower beer in the pool? Best way to end the day.  See y’all next Thursday… assuming the wildlife doesn’t file a claim on the property first. @OutKickTNML @JoeKinseyexp @SaintArnold @Kiolbassa @westtxsafaris
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