Elastic band enthusiast.

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I’m seriously worried about @LeeAndersonMP_ It’s been over 3 weeks since he has filmed himself fingering his meaty flaps. Has he: -Died? -Converted to Islam? -Turned vegan? -Had one of those stomach bugs that leads to what Dean our paperboy calls sharts? -Lost his false teeth?🤔
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Richard Ayoade -In Essex, one local man tries to walk normally despite having a wedge of bank notes stuck up his arse. #hignfy
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Oh Donny, it’s called manipulation! What an absolute fuckwit.
Trump: Kim Jong Un is a friend of mine. He likes Trump. Doesn't like a lot of other people. I'm the only person in the entire world that he likes. And I like him.
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What a disgrace. A Russian asset in full flow.
An unelected American 🇺🇸 with no diplomatic experience is telling me to surrender my home, and telling Ukraine 🇺🇦 to surrender even more land, to an imperialist, fascist dictator committing acts of terrorism every day. I never thought I’d see the day, but here we are, Jared Kushner, negotiating away somebody else’s country.
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It’s bacon Thursday!
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A very special woman.
I’m saddened to hear Dolly’s gone. Every time I saw her she seemed so positive and full of energy. In person she was gracious and gorgeous. I remember doing a Kenny Rogers special with Dolly. There was a moment when she and I were backstage. I asked her if she could tell me if a story I heard was true and she said OK. I said I’d heard that she once bought Porter Wagoner‘s song catalog when he was on hard times and a few years later, Porter asked if he could buy his songs back. She said no, she wouldn’t sell him back his songs but would give him back his songs. I asked if that was true. She said yes and nothing more. I think she didn’t like to speak of her good deeds, but being a songwriter, knowing how much songs mean to a writer, it made me have great respect for her. God bless her.
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What a lovely tribute. R.I.P. Dolly Parton.
Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton. Dolly was a global cultural icon whose seven-decade career reached generations of fans. Beyond entertainment, Dolly leaves a significant philanthropic legacy through the Dollywood Foundation and Imagination Library, which has provided hundreds of millions of books to children worldwide. At Nine-Two-Five tonight, we celebrate her and her legacy 💖
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Utterly disgraceful. Deary me.
NO SCHOOL IS SECRETLY TRANSITIONING YOUR CHILD. They’re lying to you. And if you believe this, you’re a fucking idiot.
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Yes, absolutely!
Simple question. Yes or No?
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Tomorrow, Ukraine celebrates 35 years of independence. Tonight, London shines in blue and yellow. We stand with Ukraine. #SlavaUkraini 🇬🇧🤝🇺🇦
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DO NOT vote for these arseholes!
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The G 🇬🇧💙💛 retweeted
The health element is paid to the terminally ill, housebound, paraplegic, and others with conditions so bad it stops them from working. It requires a strict DWP assessment and scrapping it would massively increase the costs to the state. This policy is fucking nasty. gov.uk/health-conditions-dis…
Reform has unveiled plans to cut the welfare bill by £50bn a year, including scrapping the health element of Universal Credit for working-age adults. Robert Jenrick says the proposals would be the biggest overhaul of the welfare system “in a generation” ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
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Who would’ve ever thought it. A US president being the number one spreader of Disinformation! Unbelievable.
Top 10 Spreaders of Disinformation in the US according to ChatGPT: 1. Donald Trump 2. Fox News 3. Elon Musk 4. Robert F. Kennedy 5. Alex Jones 6. Tucker Carlson 7. Sean Hannity 8. Newsmax 9. The Gateway Pundit 10. Breitbart
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The G 🇬🇧💙💛 retweeted
Whoever did this, I salute you 🫡
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Reform speaks for the British people.
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Fraud.
His first act as MP for Clacton is to boycott Clacton, lie about the reason why, and then call Clacton constituents “nobodies”
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The G 🇬🇧💙💛 retweeted
Canada wants to know. Europe and Asia want to know. The world wants to know.
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Reform is not a serious party.
I don't think you can have a party in government that so obviously hates the police and talks about them in the way that criminals do. 'I believe Nigel over the police' is a complete fucking cartoon comment.
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Grade ‘A’ fucking idiot!! If I ever had the misfortune of being stuck on a desert island with him and just a can of beans, I’d eat him, and talk to the beans!!
Trump is absolutely going insane in Las Vegas tonight, claiming people have a disease when they drive in an electric car. "You ever see the signs? You're driving along in an electric car? They have a disease, you know, it's a disease where it's called, like, they get screwed up, they're driving, and they realize the battery's getting low."
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