there are like a dozen cassies in chicago, i'm the jewish one 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ | she/her World's #1 Crypto-Posadist 像3年小孩一样说话的loser
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Me not understanding age regression when hooking up with someone: "Hey just so you know I'm actually 16."
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I get that it's fun to clown on "AFAB-only spaces" people and all but some of y'all have psyopped yourselves into believing that all TME nonbinaries are transmisogyny Soe Noir
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Very ironic that posting this to laugh at will inadvertently save her
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man it must be literal hell to be a conservative that likes 'high' art lmao
these are your people, ben shapiro
Breaking: Times critics think that shows enjoyed by college-educated Americans rock. Meanwhile, shows like NCIS, the Big Bang Theory, and Desparate Housewives drew over 20x as many viewers as an average Breaking Bad series. The Joe Millionaire finale drew 40x as many viewers.
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The whole “the best fanfiction you’ll ever read is written by a 13 year old” idea needs to die. The best fanfic you’ll ever read is written by a 30+ lesbian or asexual with a full time job
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I don't think so, because for a lot of these people the answer is literally Satan. It's not about cost-cutting, or malfeasance, it's about doing demonic rituals to worship the Devil. That's why the more elaborate stuff actually seems MORE plausible to them.
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She doesn't want to fuck you bro, she wants to fuck the transgender humanities PhD student with a $22,000 stipend
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the "this bar is not interested in revolutionary praxis" person is an unfortunately common one in leftist spaces, i.e. a sadistic narcissist who fell into social justice stuff.
if they a white cishet man they'd be ted bundy or something
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Legit dying that The Sopranos is so clearly the greatest TV show ever that the paper of record has to place this disclaimer to avoid getting yelled at:
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when are they gonna deactivate the magical barrier around Israel that instantly makes jews lose all artistic talent the minute they go there
The conspiracy theory that Jews are intentionally turning all western production into “goyslop” to dumb down the population falls apart when you realize this is what Israelis make for other Israelis. It is Infact chosen people slop. this is what they genuinely enjoy.
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you laugh but I think my "dance mom sarah palin" routine could save this broken world
DSA should develop an armed wing and develop a semi-theological belief that if you die as a martyr serving in it that you’re immediately reborn in a classic 2017 era Chapo recording and Felix is absolutely losing it at all your pitch perfect riffs
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汉语 twitter truly is on another level
这世界真是颠了，我在宿舍看着室友拉开裤裆，朝裤裆里喷什么东西，询问他们这是在干什么，谁知道他们告诉我，这是在喷让肉棒萎缩、敏感、早泄的药，现在都流行这个了，走过去一看，室友的大屌都变成了3厘米的精致粉肉棒了，甚至我走路带过去的气流还让他们的小肉棒一颤一颤地射了出来
#玖彦的奇思妙想
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"medicalizing the human condition" is the best way i can describe all my problems with most "mental health" spheres of social media
medicalizing your human condition will NOT save you from the consequences. fight limerence or welcome it, you will suffer either way. there is no true name to find that fixes it. life will continue with you as you are.
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