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reading On the Marble Cliffs
If my last post is mushrooms or about month old eggs at least you'll all know i died doing what i love
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Take away daylight savings time if you must but dont you dare trap me in normal time
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Those little caramel cubes are a real sleeper in the world of Halloween candy. I think I could conservatively eat about 80 or 90 of those in a sitting
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Pee Wee Herman Melville retweeted
this but for my manhood
restore your gold fish dignity
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I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers I wear paper hats
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I can tell if you are fat by how you tweet so fatly
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Halloween used to be scarier
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Ministry of labor inspector was quoting scripture and told us the end times are upon us (we passed)
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I need to stress upon you that this is not a silly make-em-up this actually happened
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I put the bean juice in the chili and the beans in the sink
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Im at the job fair checking out the booth for hairy feral ape man
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"I have just the thing for you" says the doctor "there are a pair of clowns in town that are absolutely twisted" The man looks distraught. "But doctor," he says, "I am Shaggy 2 Dope"
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Pee Wee Herman Melville retweeted
>call band "the cure" >feel like shit whenever I listen
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Pee Wee Herman Melville retweeted
many have interpreted this song but do you have the esoteric knowledge to understand that it is actually about hipsters?
God this is so much better than the recorded version
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Im being told that late 30s is tool old to be groomed and that i will never be anyone's discord kitten
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Pee Wee Herman Melville retweeted
Oh boy, access to every possible recorded song of all history. Time to listen to the same dozen metalcore songs I've been listening to for 15 years
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That thing i was never actually doing, I decided not to do it
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Pee Wee Herman Melville retweeted
Yes, ghosts are real, magic is real, God is real, and the testament of the majority of humans in history to the experience of all these things is strong evidence in their favor.
Replying to @AldousAsterion
So is belief in ghosts. Literally goes back at least as far as our earliest writing. Does that mean ghosts are real?
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Pee Wee Herman Melville retweeted
They're pornographying me inside the giant spirit cube until I'm just right
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Yes I am still a sensitive young man (37)
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I'm doing this to you at work tomorrow
Louis Wain (1860-1939) - A Highway Robbery
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