Designer, marketer, writer, currently building @CommonsProblem

Toronto
Come look inside. It's like Pulp Fiction except not really at all.
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We're gonna sub sub sub subsidise demand it's our moment We're gonna be subsidising We're gonna be subsidising
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I actually kinda like cold leftovers
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am I the only person who thinks that this is an absolutely ridiculous request
my roommate wants to start charging my boyfriend rent for visiting me twice a week 😭
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Not allowed to wear my sword in the office anymore
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Omg it's 26/26/26 make a wish <3
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I like Yoon.
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I've angered the Pacific Northwesterners. Can I help it if California is better in all respects?
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Gemini prefers to use terms such as "unalive" and "grape"
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found something for your girl
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*taps sign*
women on the apps love to say “I’m looking for a dominant man who likes to take initiative and make plans” sister I am barely keeping my own shit together I'm straight but send him my way if you find him
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Girls singing "Glad You Came" by The Wanted on this patio. Hm
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Replying to @whozgrimez
I find a lot of leftists have trouble with the concept of relative statements
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The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward higher returns to Ontario Teachers' Pensions
let it be known malls are NOT fucking dead in canada. jfc.
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Replying to @MariGO2thepolls
When it's not clear why a job is so well paid, the answer is usually legal liability. They're supposed to be paying attention to things like interactions and potential wrong dosages.
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RT @cocovonnoctem: not to be the one oomf who's too feminist but it's insane the way sexual access to women is consistently dangled as the…
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Have I told you all about how BlueDot Impact is the greatest?
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My zillennial girlfriend always emotes😛 in real life
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