This white monster needs to chill bro wtf

Sep 3, 2026 · 8:26 PM UTC

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How did they know though??
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I feel personally attacked
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Why would they do this man
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Why would they write that on a can for a sensitive young man? Terrible.
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They're getting checks from Big Drywall Repair.
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That’s a monstrous thing to say 🤧
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My fucking god
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I didn't ask for a spiritual awakening on a random day, but here we are lol
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😂😂
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Black(pill) monster
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Christ that is fucking dark
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How the writer felt

ALT One Piece GIF
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white monster > my therapist
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My dream job has always been monster copywriter
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"unleash the ultra beast!" ragebaitin ahh monster can
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Fuck man don’t they realize who’s buying this shit😭. Some forklift operator in a Cumberland Farms somewhere just reached his last straw
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The negative energy from this drink is endless
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How bro felt after writing this
Teboy
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they know their target audience lmao
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Hello marketing team? Yeah we got the new one.
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Target audience
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Thank you for the reminder monster.
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“Our surveys show depressed people drink more monster.”
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Monster-chan and ATM-chan have been hanging out at the same nihilist clubs.
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Replying to @PlisskenPatriot @DillonIIvy1
Bro I’m here to work out, not get worked over, FUCK
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That's what you get for drinking asperatame garbage
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That's too horrible to write on drink Even the name is also alarming How do you call a drink monster And it acting like monsters This part piss me off
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Replying to @PlisskenPatriot
I don't even drink this. Why is it trying to hurt me?
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Replying to @PlisskenPatriot @TheDanteColle
I’ll see your angst and raise you a definition.
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Same energy
Verneri Kontto 🕊@vervalkon
4 Dec 2017
wtf man same
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