To everyone new here…

Played around with ChatGPT to see what I’d look like at 15 and 10 percent body fat. If I could stick to a gym routine, it would be all over for you bitches.

Is The Lincoln Project legally allowed within 100 yards of an ad with children in it?

This is actually dope as hell. “Go to ChatGPT and ask” Based on my tweets as [your Twitter handle] and the attached photo can you please create a vintage 1960’s movie poster of me?”

Approximately enough, one might surmise from the situation, Matt. But let's be honest about what you're saying and doing here, which is demonic garbage. You're comparing the genuine risk of Islamic radicals who are burning French cities (and people), raping a quarter million white girls in Britain, and all other manner of barbaric evils, obtaining control of the nuclear weapons in Western countries you kinda should love and defend even aside from that risk to the fact that another country that has proven itself responsible even in the face of murder and terrorism from the exact same Islamic radicals even while possessing nuclear weapons. In other words, you're inverting moral reality so much that your father, by whom I mean the Father of Lies, might even himself, in all his inglorious evil, think you're taking it just a little bit too far, into, you know, the totally and obviously ridiculous. Am Yisrael Chai, you scumbag.

Of the 5 original Dinozords from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, only 2 were actually dinosaurs.

Collins going for the damn jugular.

I love that one of Tucker Carlson’s arguments is that Hitler “said” he didn’t want to fight Britain. That’s true. He did “say” that. Hitler also signed a ten-year peace deal with the Soviet Union, and, two years later, invaded with 3.8 million troops.

Saw a Tik Tok about a person in their early 40s with sleep apnea not wearing their CPAP and dying in their sleep. So if you see me wearing mine 24/7 for the next 50 years, mind your own business.

With lows in the 40s and 50s this morning the Midwest has been issued a “Flannel Advisory”

GTFO Summer. Hello Fall. You big beautiful bitch.

I’m voting straight ticket Republican for the midterms.

Neither have I. 🤷‍♂️

“The Democratic Party is so extreme and bad for the country that I’ll hold my nose and vote for my scumbag estranged husband” is a legitimate position to have and says a lot about Democrats.

Two of my dissolving stitches fell out yesterday. One step closer to being fully healed and eating the biggest damn cheeseburger I’ve ever eaten in my life.

If I don’t go to bed on Sunday night, then Monday morning takes longer to get here.

He's like an Arab Frodo Baggins

Yeah, that’s the point.