Trump fully endorses Mike Caruso who raped his five year old grandson. "Caruso has my complete & total support!" Donald J. Trump.

Dear Airbnb host, NOBODY PACKS THEIR OWN TOILET PAPER FOR A TRIP!! One extra roll is the absolute minimum you should provide. Why am I texting you at 10pm asking where it is, just for you to tell me to run to the store myself? This is getting ZERO stars. Thanks.

Tyler Loop, Ryan Eckley, Nick Moore and Marlon Humphrey….. Fuck every last one of you clowns. Get the hell off of my team with all of that MAGA bullshit…..

Women’s rights. Healthcare costs. Housing affordability. Grocery prices. Trump’s tariffs. Social Security. Medicare and Medicaid. Education. Climate change. Workers’ rights. Gun violence. Immigration reform. Voting rights. Corruption. The national debt. Income inequality. Infrastructure. Democracy and the rule of law. Childcare costs. Probably why Republicans think the entire country runs on the price displayed at a gas station.

The model minorities been wilding out here in California.

Slap my ass and call me a radical, but, yes, I actually DO want my taxes to pay for your insulin and cancer treatment.

Why do niggas get mad when I don’t like a Trump supporter that plays professional sports? Is this a free country or not? Get off my dick

Yo @marlon_humphrey….how’d that ass smell?

Hmm...

Iran’s SNN made a parody movie of the FlyDubai Flight Oh boy…

Whatever next, you write some new material perhaps. You're recycling the same joke you did on Facebook in 2024.

Wow. So at first he was Matthew, an innocent college student who "just made a mistake". Now that public sentiment has turned, he's Umar from Dubai.

RT @caslernoel: Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict who spent decades attacking little girls w/his BFF Jeff…

White people voted for Trump cause he hates Black people but the gag is he hates you too.

Greatest stadium location in America and greed is gonna have us playing next to a strip mall in Arlington Heights

Mental health is serious, trust me this game takes a toll! Be there for us instead of mock us!

Hey, Stephen A. Smith: Lane Johnson's mom has cancer. His dad is also sick. I read your book and you talked about how difficult your life got when your mom got sick and after she passed, you had to go to therapy because you were depressed and you took time off of work. Your mocking Lane Johnson's mental health struggles when you've been open about your own mental health struggles? Come on, man. I know you're busy, but do some research before going on TV @stephenasmith #Eagles

Something unprecedented happened during my visit to the Gulf. For the first time in 20 years in Congress, I was denied entry to U.S. military facilities and even meetings with military leaders. An order from Hegseth - that applies to both parties - to hide the cost of the war.

andrew tate was fuckin with eel porn and you niggas wanted me to think he was an alpha male

Behold the common MAGA Christian.