I thought as I grew older life might make more sense.

The amount of times I’ve said “it truly is extraordinary” about Mozart to nobody in particular warrants me a death by….having great ears ? But then there are those that only learned about hearing from them Liverpool lads… At any rate. I’ll see you at Magic the Gathering later.

Some will get this.

In 1993, Chris Farley took a camcorder to an L.A. mall to teach guys how to flirt with women and the results were perfect 😂 this is the type of history we must preserve

Batman's big naturals are canon

Hunter S. Thompson refused to come to the studio. The only way Conan could get him on the show was to meet him on a farm in upstate New York. To shoot guns. And drink hard liquor. They set up a full bar in a field. A bartender in a tuxedo handed Hunter a shotgun he’d never fired. Then an M60. They blew apart stuffed animals and a Bill Buckner target while Conan tried to look like this was a normal interview. Hunter howled. Conan looked like he might not make it home. This is still the least talk-show interview ever done on a talk show. Genius making Conan come to him, or just the most dangerous booking in late-night history?

Only a wockaflocka who knows he'll be remembered as dogshit runs around trying to carve his own name and face onto everything in sight and whatnot.

I miss the days when you could be an All-Pro wide receiver yet also look like a guy who talks to himself on the subway.

I have asked for a few autographs in my life: Danny Manning Jack Nicklaus (for my dad) And the littlest cute guy from Hanson (for my daughter) Only the littlest cute guy from Hanson said no

Holy. Fuck. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gus hearing himself becoming a pop star will never not POP

The KID is 50. He likes to KICK. STRETCH. And whatever the fuck he’s doing here. #ChrisWylde

A sign reading "Lake Ontario, Now and Always," unveiled by Ontario Premier Doug Ford REUTERS/Carlos Osorio

Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here. Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it. Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.

Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥

Every. Fucking. Word.

This aint shit to celebrate or be proud of. We need weed!

Jim James of My Morning Jacket with a beautiful rendition of "I Will Always Love You" for Dolly Parton at Park City Song Summit 💖

Ja Morant is HYPED to be teaming up with Damian Lillard 🔥 (via @JaMorant)