Doctor's office: You're overdue for a physical. Me: Ok. Dr: We recommend you have one ASAP. Me: Ok. Fine. Schedule me for one. Dr: The earliest appointment we have is 6 months from now.

Sep 26, 2026 · 11:59 AM UTC

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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Truest situation ever
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Had this happen with a heart doctor I met in the hospital. There is something wrong there. Call my office. OMG. I did right away. and yep see you in september. But it's April and it's my heart?????
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
I like that humour now is just things that happen irl
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
It’s unreal how long it takes to get in to see a Dr.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
And when somethings wrong, they ask why you didn't come in sooner. Lol I waited so long fir a referral appointment that I'd forgotten why I had the referral in the first place.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Going through this with my kids' ortho. They ask me to come back in 4 weeks but soonest appt is 8 weeks. I'm afraid they'll be in braces 2x as long 😒
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
And God help you if you need to see a specialist! 🤷‍♂️
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
The best humor is based in truth.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
I have only been alive for 70 years - living in California. And have NEVER had my doctors reply with that. Either you are fibbing, or need to change physicians.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
That story checks out ✅
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
What’s better? You die or they push it out? I’m personally on the fence.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Meaningless without identifying the locale.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
They charge the insurance company and get a tax right off
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
I don't understand. I can always get an appointment within a day or two.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
I think part of the reason is some people go to the doctor for every little hang now. That’s what I’ve noticed and it takes up time.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
I need a dermatologist appointment and got some what of the same response.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
With 14 months follow up
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
cool. I've had 3 of the doctors 'assigned' to me by insurance this year all leave the system before I could get to the appointment made. This 4th doc is offering appointments in January.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Six months is lucky! My 12 month checkup can’t be scheduled for 13 months. Iowa doctors are in short supply.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
lol! This true for for my eye doctor.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
You must live in Yuma, AZ!!!!! That is the way it is here!!
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
As the old adage goes … “A healthy patient is bad for business.”
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
It does give you some time to save the $4,000 it will cost.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Yes. Why?!😒
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix

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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
😂💯
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
I'll continue: Me: Why did you bother me with this? 😂🤣🤪
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Ask to go on their cancellation list and call the morning of: slots open up all the time. If something new comes up while you wait, free triage tells you if it's home care, a doctor in 1–2 days, urgent care or the ER: freedoc.live/?ref=x Not a doctor. Emergencies: 911.

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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
🎯
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Exactly
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
Try to get one during season in Florida. The doctors are all jammed up with the same people who praise their “free” healthcare….canadians and Europeans. Their “healthcare sucks so they come here for decent doctors and timely treatment.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
You: Go fuck yourself
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
That's pretty accurate
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
So true.
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
CYA
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Replying to @RealRodLacroix
exactly
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