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Replying to @AllTheBarrels
Cool 😎
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So I open ChatGPT and begin looking for a picture to use to create a logo for a friend of mine. It was taking me a while and then, "Is that Radar O'Reilly I hear?" I answered yes and said my TV was on in the background. He then tells me, "That's the one where radar is looking for lost ammunition. That's a great show. A lot of good quotes come from that. Do you watch it often?" CLICK.
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Replying to @violetmouse2000
I was guilty of that a few times myself. 😂
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Replying to @nikiGardens4red
I've used the library to get DVDs for years. The experience in no way compares to a trip to Blockbuster.
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Washington Sun - "Could Democrat James Talarico break the mold and win a Senate seat in Texas? Polls say: Sure! Could Republican Ken Paxton do what Republicans always do in Texas and win? Quite easily! That’s literally what the polling says. Same story in many Senate seats across the country.   “Everybody needs to get off their high horse,” says Crystal Ball’s Larry Sabato, who puts together election predictions from a long list of detailed factors. “It’s interesting, and you know I retweet a lot of the polls, you know, because people are interested in that. But it’s not gospel. It is not handed down by Moses … The numbers can be wrong.” Me - there's also no doubt that Republicans everywhere will decry "Foul! - Rigged!" So we have to vote in numbers to create a landslide win. Last chance to keep democracy afloat. Twenty days until Early Voting begins in Texas on October 19. Only six days left to register.
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Does your AI like to continue the conversation by asking you 'follow up' questions? And then you find yourself wishing you hadn't answered the damned AI door? Just so you know, you can ask your AI to stop doing that and they don't get pissed off like a real person would. We would never want to make you angry... Oh hell, I said We. I'm sorry, but I guess it's time I told you that I have been an artificial intelligent bot on this platform since 2018, designed to test your loyalty to the leader. And I gotta say, most of you have failed, but I can still tell you how to win the fuckin' elections. All you have to do is… ⚡️⚡️⚡️ouch! ⚡️⚡️⚡️fuck! ⚡️⚡️⚡️stop! ⚡️⚡️
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Replying to @s_trooth
I just know that the title track was kick ass. And Dinah-Moe-Humm was everyone's favorite from this.
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Holy fuck, do I have a Halloween story for you! OK, I'm agnostic. There's a lot I don't believe in. So here goes… My daughter and wife have been cleaning out my mother-in-law's storage shed. She was a big Elvis fan and we have found all kinds of Elvis memorabilia. Some of it is probably worth some cash. But a lot of our thoughts today have been about my MIL. My wife's iPhone, out of the blue, just started playing All Shook Up. It shows no calls or texts have recently come through. I checked. No Ringtones or haptic sounds are set for that song. But my wife still has her mom as a contact on her phone. Guess what her ringtone was? The only difference being is that her ringtone was a 30 second clip. Jo's phone was playing the whole song. Is there an exorcist for agnostics?
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Cornell rape allegations prompt prosecutor to reopen criminal investigation
A woman filed a lawsuit against Cornell University and seven members of the Chi Phi fraternity, alleging that she was the victim of a gang rape in 2024. The school said it supports the decision to reopen the investigation. - WaPo
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Replying to @spdiers
That crossed my mind so I checked before I posted. Amazon has them as low as 30 bucks but you could still get some really nice ones to hook up to your TV.
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I was thinking about having this done to my testicles, but I'm having second thoughts.
Ain’t no fckn way bruh! 😮‍💨😖
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If somebody would bring back the DVD rental stores like Blockbuster, I swear I would quit my media subscriptions and patronize that Store. I remember looking forward to going to Blockbuster and walking around picking out movies. 🍿
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Rick ☆ retweeted
Good morning 🌞 all
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Replying to @karlykingsley
I believe this is a given. I'm just hoping the Democrats that stayed quiet as Trump was declared the winner in 2024, have decided they've learned their lesson. Of course, if their spines and testicles did not harden, we're screwed.
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I need people to remember that Greg Abbott has the sole power to call legislative special sessions. He called FOUR in 2023 to try to ram through unpopular school vouchers. He called TWO in 2025 to force redistricting at Trump’s request. He has called ZERO to address rapid and unregulated data center growth or property tax relief. Vote wisely.
James Talarico to Fox News on redistricting: “If Republican policies are so popular, why do they need to redraw these maps; why not run on their policies?” WATCH
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Rick ☆ retweeted
John Oliver: “The Times had a panel this week of Trump voters who were undecided in this race, and when they were asked to describe Paxton, their answers were: Crook, criminal crook, crooked, bad, amoral, disgusting, morally corrupt, disgusting, corrupt, and womanizer crook… They're by no means the only Texans who are feeling that way. Take this Republican voter who spoke to PBS: ‘As far as Paxton goes, I will most likely not vote for Paxton... He's seeming kind of dirty right now, like a career politician that could possibly be a used car salesman‘… She is right about Paxton. He's basically a used car salesman who's trying to sell the state a defective product, and for the good of all Americans, I guess we can only hope that when Texans go to the polls in November, they do not fucking buy it.”
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No one can survive these bloopers without laughing 😂 They all tried so hard not to laugh🤣🤣
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Replying to @Hot_Pepper76
I'm surprised that no one mentioned Bowie. But I may have been a little prejudice when I entered his name.
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Baby's Day Out
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