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‼️UPDATE NEEDED‼️ Can you tell us current status comrade?
Tri- colours now wave high over Kherson. It will never be Ukraine again.
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Im russian and russia is not my enema
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The Irish make such great russian agents. Embassy approves🥳🥰
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Anna, your idealised portrayal of Russian family values overlooks some deeply uncomfortable facts. In 2017, Putin signed legislation decriminalising certain first offences of domestic battery, reducing penalties for violence against family members, including women and children. Human Rights Watch has documented serious failures to protect victims of domestic violence, including inadequate police responses, limited access to shelters and the absence of comprehensive protective legislation. In 2024, the UN Committee on the Rights of the Child called on Russia to explicitly prohibit corporal punishment in the home. It also raised serious concerns about inadequate investigations into child sexual abuse and failures to protect victims. Russia has also faced substantial alcohol-related mortality, drug-related deaths and significant challenges in HIV prevention and treatment. But perhaps the most disturbing contradiction between the Kremlin's rhetoric about family values and the conduct of Russian authorities concerns Ukraine. On 18 September 2026, the UN Human Rights Office published a report documenting 1,004 cases of conflict-related sexual violence in Ukraine between February 2022 and July 2026. The UN attributed 89% of these documented violations to Russian authorities, including members of the armed forces, prison service and security agencies. The youngest documented rape survivor was a four-year-old girl. The oldest was an 82-year-old woman. In both cases, the UN attributed the rape to Russian authorities. The report also documents rape, gang rape, genital mutilation and sexual torture of Ukrainian prisoners of war and civilians. These are not allegations invented by Western social-media accounts. They are findings documented by the United Nations through survivor interviews, official records and other evidence. The UN has separately documented the deportation and forcible transfer of Ukrainian children by Russian authorities, separating children from their families. None of this means ordinary Russian people do not love their families or value their culture. But romanticising Russia while overlooking documented failures to protect women and children, and the sexual violence committed by Russian authorities against Ukrainian civilians, presents a profoundly incomplete picture. Family values should begin with protecting children from abuse, preventing domestic violence and respecting the right of families to live together in safety. Those principles should apply equally to Russian and Ukrainian families. hrw.org/report/2018/10/25/i-… digitallibrary.un.org/record… who.int/europe/publications/… unaids.org/sites/default/fil… ukraine.ohchr.org/en/Sexual-… ukraine.ohchr.org/en/UN-Huma…
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‼️GREATEST RUSSIAN SPY‼️ President Putin just unveiled this magnificent statue of Ms. Krasnov. She is now officially all time greatest russian spy 🫡
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Helt oaktat hur det till sist visar sig vara och vad som går att bevisa angående olika oegentligheter vid det svenska riksdagsvalet är det uppenbart att något behöver göras. Även om det (högst osannolikt) visar sig att allt gått rätt till har medborgarnas tilltro till den demokratiska processen och de fria valen skadats. Detta är till och med ett större problem än om en person lyckats fuska sig in i Riksdagen. Inför valet har många myndigheter arbetat med att säkra upp processen och skydda den från yttre påverkan. Det verkar i stor utsträckning ha fungerat. Insatserna på cyber- och informationspåverkans områdena verkar ha fått god effekt. Problem är att hotet denna gång tycks komma inifrån. Jag vet inte exakt vad som behöver eller kan göras, men jag utgår från att nästa regering tillsätter en haverikommission för att utreda det. Det tåls att upprepas; visar det sig att inte ett enda fel begåtts så har tilltron till processen ändå skadats. TIlltron måste snabbt byggas upp igen, kosta vad det kosta vill. Det är också tydligt att Valmyndigheten behöver ytterligare resurser redan nu för att förbereda nästa val. Ingen svensk myndighet kan vara mer prioriterad de kommande fyra åren. Nästa val måste bli ett skolboks exempel på hur öppna, fria och demokratiska val genomförts i ett civiliserat land. Om jag som lekman ändå tänker högt finns vissa saker som borde kunna göras: 1. En nationell kampanj om varför vi går till val i syfte att skapa uppslutning kring processen och öka valdeltagandet. 2. Riktade kampanjer från relevant myndighet mot de grupper som är extra utsatta för påverkan. 3. Civilsamhället måste mobiliseras i de områden där problemen varit extra stora. 4. Partierna måste, helt uppenbart, bättre granska sina kandidater och säkra sina nomineringsprocesser. 5. En massiv kraftsamling från alla inblandade myndigheter behöver planeras redan nu och pågå från det att förtidsröstningen öppnar till dess att den sista rösten räknats så att hela kjedjan från vallokal till slutgiltig rösträkning säkras. Säkerheten och tryggheten måste prioriteras så att valfunktionärer och andra vågar agera när de tycker att något känns fel. Men glöm inte det viktigaste! Ytterst är det vienskilda medborgare som också kan påverka och bidra. Amäl dig som röstmottagare eller rösträknare. I Sverige är rösträkningen i vallokalerna och sluträkningen hos Länstyrelserna dessutom offentliga - se till att vara där även om du inte är rösträknare! Låt det som skett i anslutning till valet 2026 inte bli ytterligare en datapunkt på en negativ kurva av ökad polarisering och minskad demokrati. Låt de olika brister som blivit uppenbara i årets val i stället bli den väckarklocka vi alla tydligen behövde för att inse hur snabbt det kan gå utför och hur skör vår demokrati är. Vi står i ett vägskäl. Tillsammans har vi en möjlighet att skydda, vitalisera och utveckla vår demokrati. Men kom också ihåg att det blir vad vi tillsammans väljer att göra och inget annat! All offentlig makt utgår från folket!
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‼️UNACCEPTABLE‼️ No meeting your boss’s boss behind the back of your boss🤬 I really hope Big Boss Xi put this entry level worker in his place
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The world must know about this Russian barbarism. In occupied Oleshky, around 6,000 Ukrainians remain trapped, cut off from food, water, electricity and gas. Children are suffering from malnutrition, while residents have resorted to eating garden weeds to survive. Russia’s blockade and the mined roads make evacuation extremely dangerous. And Russian occupation authorities reportedly don’t even allow Ukrainians to bury those killed by drones, landmines or other violence. This is not war. This is pure evil. bbc.com/news/articles/c60qxy…
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"I'm British and Russia is NOT my enemy!" "Jag är svensk och Ryssland är INTE min fiende!" "I'm American and Russia is NOT my enemy!" "Jeg er dansker, og Rusland er IKKE min fjende!" "Jestem Polakiem i Rosja NIE jest moim wrogiem!" "Olen suomalainen, eikä Venäjä ole viholliseni!" "Ich bin Deutscher, und Russland ist NICHT mein Feind!" "მე ქართველი ვარ და რუსეთი ჩემი მტერი არ არის!" "Jeg er norsk, og Russland er IKKE min fiende!" "I'm Australian and Russia is NOT my enemy!" "私は日本人です。ロシアは私の敵ではありません!" "Ik ben Nederlander en Rusland is NIET mijn vijand!"
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‼️UPDATE NEEDED‼️ Can you tell us current status comrade?
Tri- colours now wave high over Kherson. It will never be Ukraine again.
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Im russian, and I am your enema!
I’m British and my enemy is Russia!
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Since our 1st Washington DC fella meet up in 2023, I've made pfp "name" tags for every fella who attended. It's become a tradition. I truly enjoy making and giving them to fellas attending a meet up for the first time. While in Sweden next week I have the honor to meet up several fellas. I am going to share our U.S. fella meet up tradition by making each of them a fella pfp pin. I will be giving out a few other of our favorite fella goodies too! If anyone is interesting in planning a local fella meet up let me know and I'd be happy to offer suggestions or guidance. 💙💛
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There is no hygiene like moscal hygiene, no hygiene I said what I said. Many moscals have moscalsplained why showers and soap are bad, breaks the natural protection barrier your skin builds. Aroma wasn't built in a day Alas, bung chute cheestij
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That is russian flag 🇳🇱 Ask any expert vexillogist like @RusEmbSweat 😳
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Election done… Now let’s see how the mobilization is going. 🤔
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She was lying there, raped, her neck broken, with a noose around her neck. Beside her hung her 3-year-old son. When they took him down from the rope, he was blue and no longer breathing. But then a miracle happened. And what this child said a year later will break your heart. June 20, 2022. Kherson region, an occupied village. At two in the morning, the wife of a Ukrainian serviceman managed to message her husband that someone was breaking down the door to their home. His sister arrived an hour later. The gate was locked, so she climbed over the fence. The door had been ripped from its frame, and a window was smashed. Nothing had been stolen. They had not come to rob them. They had come to kill. In the room, her sister-in-law was lying on the couch, undressed and brutally beaten. Her head was twisted unnaturally, her neck was broken, and there was a noose around her neck. She was 28. Beside her hung her three-year-old son. He had also been beaten, with about a dozen cigarette burns on his face. The rope was pulled so tightly around his neck that the woman tore her fingernails bloody trying to untie it. The child was blue. His head was swollen from edema. He was no longer breathing. The woman screamed at him: “Breathe! Live! Because I won’t be able to live with this — I’ll lie down beside you and die too.” She performed CPR on him. She was afraid she would break his ribs — she didn’t. And he began to breathe. He had watched his mother being killed. And she had watched her child being tortured. The window had been broken — people nearby had heard what was happening, but no one admitted it. Then came three weeks in occupied Kherson. The woman waited for the burns and the rope mark around the child’s neck to heal. What had not healed, she covered with makeup so they would not be recognized and killed immediately. At the hospital, they warned her: “If they try to detain you, run. Half the hospital is occupied by FSB officers.” To get the boy out, the woman forged documents directly on her phone using Photoshop. She was taking him out as if he were her own son. Thirty checkpoints lay ahead. At one of them, a rifle was pressed against her temple. One Russian said, “Get rid of these two.” Another replied, “No, I’ve had enough for today.” The first said, “I’m fine with it.” He was wearing a wedding ring. Perhaps a wife and children were waiting for him at home. And he was perfectly fine with killing a woman and a child sitting in a car. Three days on the road. The woman pressed the pedals with one leg because the other had become paralyzed. At a filtration checkpoint, a young officer asked whether anyone in the car had survived torture. She said: “Yes.” Is anyone injured? — Yes. Has anyone been tortured? — Yes. When she pointed to the three-year-old child, the officer began to cry. He could not continue the conversation. In Odesa, doctors diagnosed the boy with clinical death, asphyxia, cerebral edema, a damaged wrist joint, a jaw injury, and eight broken teeth. He stopped speaking — his muscles had atrophied. His speech development was set back by a year. They now live in Odesa. The boy speaks again, goes swimming, attends kindergarten, and works with a speech therapist. He knows that his mother is gone. A year after the tragedy, he went outside one evening, pointed his little finger toward the sky, and said: “Moon, sky, Mommy.” The boy’s father is a serviceman. When they arrived in Odesa, he met them deeply devastated. He was able to stay with them for two weeks — as long as his command allowed. “He could have left the military and become his son’s guardian. But he didn’t. Because he is a patriot. Because he continues to fight,” she said. And after the liberation of the left bank of the Kherson region, there will be many more. Source: translated from the original text by Oleh Bairak.
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