power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)
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Mad Scientist: I’m gonna release a virus
Me: here, have a candy bar
Happy Scientist: let’s play hopscotch
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Every snack you make, every bite you take, your dog is watching you
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My therapist said I was cured . . . then we laughed and laughed . . . then she doubled my meds.
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With great responsibility comes great anxiety... or however that saying goes
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Message in a can. Bottles are transparent. Make it a real surprise. Someone opens a can, and instead of the usual beans, BOOM!! Message
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You know what I always find funny...
When myself or anyone assumes a song Title and are way wrong. We all assumed Baba O Riley was called Teenage Wasteland. We learned though.
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i've decided to get a new crush so make sure to submit your applications by friday
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I love when someone says “take your time” and actually means it.
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Wife: Calls. How are things going with the kids?
Me: Everything’s great. On an unrelated note, where do we keep the fire extinguisher and the bandages?
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Crazy how trauma isnt your fault but its your responsibility to heal
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It might be the meds talking but I feel pretty confident that I could fight a kangaroo while riding a giraffe right now.
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