machine pun jelly👹@iamvkhil2

notorious supervillain. lawlessly, 34.

 Surely Not Pacific Northwest
Joined August 2020
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Fuck nudes, send a picture of your pills for me to see what kind of psycho I'm dealing with
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gentle reminder, where there's a will, there's a demogorgon
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your cackle can kill all mosquitoes in a room
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitch
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Hold on while I intellectualize everything and ruin the mood.
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitch
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The first person to accurately articulate what the fuck is going on gets a free t-shirt.
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what a stupid joke, im calling cops
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tell me im your favourite mythical creature
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only a heist short of a million
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitch
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I’m like if a bad idea was worse.
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im on the edge of positivity, gimme a dropkick
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Calypso@lightsoutamber
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divorced dad rock has been my mood today.
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Stu, For Real@StuForReal
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This is no time for rational thought
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krista
@kristabellerina
Oct 6
My AI says you guys aren’t my friends.
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Really, I’m just sleepless without you.
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RT @ollkorrect0: I aspire to one day see an avocado and know if it's ripe
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✯ 𝔍𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆 ✯@_Sprinkles_77
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When he’s actually freakier than you
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once i tweet politics, world ends
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It's the echoes of tomorrow and things I dare not name that wrap around my bones.
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mmiii
@arjmxrell
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They are compressing me into a zip file
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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja1
Oct 3
My front porch just went boom, boom boom. The Chewy order must be here.
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what's so special about you? you got 3 titties ?
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