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Seems like people that go deep-woods hiking forget that they are made of food
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Pretty soon the only thing that's going to happen when you open a news website is a 140 decibel air raid siren will blast you directly in the face
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I’m kind of old-fashioned. I still listen to music on CDs and think the moon swallows the sun every night.
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Just so you all know, I don't take antipsychotic drugs . . . I take pro-sanity drugs.
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Warning signs of social media psychosis include negative thinking, generalized anxiety, and creeping paranoia as you spot yet another strange sedan parked across the street.
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I’m not saying I’d curse an entire kingdom, but I’d at least hear the proposal.
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Adult friendships are basically: “I’m alive. Love you, Life’s kicking my ass, Talk soon.”
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Friend: You live in a fantasy world.
Me: So?
F: What happens when reality kicks you in the butt?
Me: I have dragons.
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Smokey and The Bandit is my favorite movie about going to get beer.
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The leaf said hello when you passed by. You might have felt the tug at your heart.
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