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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
All this progress and still no beans that don't give us gas
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I’m on this awesome new diet where my family just makes me sick to my stomach.
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Just bought groceries and I'm not happy with the way this world is going.
You know me; I stay positive, but Dystopia doesn't feel very far away.
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Eventually, the void will have to defend itself. Enough with the shaming
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In this day and age, it's hard to believe that prudes still exist.
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I was going nowhere fast but now I'm just taking my time.
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Just so you all know, I don't take antipsychotic drugs . . . I take pro-sanity drugs.
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Happy 9/25 to every mom who tumbled out of bed, poured a cup of ambition, and had it go cold before they could even take a sip.
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I swear, traffic gets worse every year.
At this rate, I’m gonna start packing snacks and an overnight bag just to run errands. 😂
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RT @DaddyJew: you’re my wonderwall, your honor
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How could I be mad when theres so much i cant blame you
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You’re not fooling anyone, you’re just embarrassing yourself louder.
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Random thought..If twitter You tube and facebook all merged it would be called youtweetface
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