ALT Panel one: A scientist in an office, taking "Alan keeps a secret stash of biscuits in the faraday cage, Daniela takes afternoon naps in the cyclotron and Sanjay uses the supercomputer to run his fantasy football team." Panel Two: Across the table from him, his boss listens then clarifies "I really meant 'Have you made any SCIENTIFIC discoveries in the lab?'"

ALT Cartoon showing a maze filled with fat and unhealthy food; at the end of the maze stands a bowl of salad; at the tart of the maze an obese man looking desperate.

ALT The image: Two scientists look on as a robot messily paints a canvas. The robot says “My practice both radically questions and steadfastly reaffirms the viewer's inherent non-spatial hierarchies by expansively recontextualising liminal narratives.” The caption: “ArtBot 2.0 still can't make good art, but its facility for bewildering explanations has improved exponentially.”

ALT Two figures walk towards a building. One says to the other: “I got mixed up and sent my grant proposal to my publisher and my science-fiction novel to the funding board. They both got approved. So now I have to write a novel about eel migration and build a fleet of telepathic crabs that fight climate change with lasers.”