Ryan Cohen, “I COULD RUN #EBAY OUT OF MY HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU NEED 11,000 EMPLOYEES FOR?” 😂 THIS IS MY CEO 🫡 IN COHEN I TRUST $GME $EBAY $GMEWS
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May 6, 2026 · 3:09 AM UTC

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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
What I love about RC is his commitment to customer service. My trainer’s dog dies. She asks to return unopened dog food. Chewy notifies her cannot return food suggests donate to dog shelter. Issues full refund. Sends a note of condolence and flowers for death of pet. Customer for life!! I love RC
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
So dumb))) $GME is providing $EBAY with $8bn in cash and $1bn value (based on $100m earnings x generous 10x PE for declining business) + $3bn meme premium + cost cutting promises. Debt of $20bn will be put on new entity, so its not provided)) What Ryan is talking makes no sense))
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
Let folks upload their digital content and allow customers to purchase directly from the owner. I have a bunch of vhs and old dvds that people can’t find on major streaming services. If we can digitize these products, then customers can trade the digital version on the platform.
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
@ryancohen will let Wall Street manipulate the fuck out of the company through naked shorts and dark pool trading every day and he will stay silent and do nothing to protect his investors. He won’t even acknowledge it.
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
Ebays stock has been doing excellent for investors, something Gamestop knows nothing about 🤣 Why would Ebay investors want this retard taking over?
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
Funny how @ryancohen gives these idiots the time of day to speak about this shit. I guess any moron can act like they know business and start a podcast and pretend.
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
@ryancohen is an arrogant prick. Look at the stock performance he’s delivered for shareholders over the last 5 years. Dilution after dilution. When he ran Chewy, it never even made a profit.
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
He’s the Trump of wall st🤣🤣
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He's unnecessarily arrogant. I would not work for him.
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Ryan Cohen is the best and brightest CEO in THE WORLD.
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RC trimming the bloat at $EBAY and saving billions! What’s not to like about that. Over paid exes must be sweating at night knowing he’s coming for them. $GME
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
eBay employees are probably a bit nervous right now
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
Walking EBAY and CNBC down.
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
With @Pelagora, everyone can run ebay out of their own homes.
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2 @EdJansen11
Although we are losing so many jobs. And that's going to push more people on assistants. Fuck AI
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
My father-in-law makes his living on his eBay store after closing his store front. I hear his complaints. You’re dealing millions of transactions, disputes, issues, fraud, etc. It might not take 11k. But you’re not running it by yourself. Do all employees get to work remote?
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2 @BradGreb
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Wait eBay has 11k employees oh god it’s so much worse.
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2
Especially now with ai. Could cut marketing and employment down bigly. Seems like he’s taking a page out of Carl Icahn’s book.
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EBay has had an incredible run and is still undervalued and better run than the type As at GameStop. GameStop is a laughingstock for WallStreetBets, not real investors.
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Ryan either high or tickled with a little of the "tism"
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Guys savage
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Replying to @SmallCapBob2 @Nerfgunnerfun
The AI Revolution
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insulting e bay board while submitting an offer shows how much of a moron cohen is....
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Apparently, eBay employees are smart enough not to make tiktok videos showing their adult daycare "work days"
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Cohen + Claude can run eBay
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Reminds Mailey of how Elon took over Twitter (Sorry for deadnaming X) $GME $EBAY #GameStop @ryancohen
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Jews be jewing
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I could run ebay from my toilet. Ebay employees are in deep shit.
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yeah and they dont even work properly they dont reply to inquiry sellers make
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accretive
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Omidyar does
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Called Ebay cs once and they’re acting like robot, useless
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Start your own platform $GME it's so obvious right in your face. Do you know how much marketing and promos you could do to onboard users. With $55B marketing spend you could easily onboard double ebay's user base within 2 years.
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