Don't meet your idolsβ€”better, don't meet anyone. Turn yourself inside out.
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Death by boomerang squad sorta sounds fetch
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It's been fun, but you're Nigerian and have time on your hands. How much do you make sitting pretty?
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She showed me her room Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
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𝐏𝐚π₯𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 retweeted
‐svyatislav we gotta crush this dog gone flower of European aristocracy -Π²ΠΈ Π³ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡ€ΠΈΡ‚Π΅ ΡƒΠΊΡ€Π°Ρ—Π½ΡΡŒΠΊΠΎΡŽ?? -no time for dat svyatislav
WW1 was fucking crazy, youre some Ukrainian coal miner in West Virginia working 18hr days and the government just goes "Hey you have to die so the UK doesnt default on these loans JP Morgan gave them" and everybody mostly was just like "Yeah, ok, that makes sense"
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β€œLook at you, you dumb bitch. Boogers in your eyes. What’s going on with your hair? You know, that’s probably whyβ€”okay, okay, we won’t go there. Tilt your head. Just like that. Ehh, we might be able to work with this. Ugh, don’t even. I haven’t had my coffee yet.”
I hate when a girl boss is cute. It's like looking in the mirror as soon as you wake up
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β€œA gerbil, where? And we’re making a movie about this?”
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Mid-sixties, had a little red wagon; anything else he'd tote over his shoulder. Never understood why didn't move closer to the city.
Replying to @clemm1928
Knew this one guy, always saw him sifting through the dumpster. Problem was that the recycling facility was an hour away. You'd think he just liked to walk
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Watching midgets fight is the epitome of a lowbrow. Imagine two blind guys with Down syndrome
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𝐏𝐚π₯𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 retweeted
Trans πŸ‘women πŸ‘are πŸ‘women πŸ‘ even πŸ‘ when πŸ‘ anally πŸ‘ raping πŸ‘ their πŸ‘ stepfathers
Trans woman, 31, β€˜bit off stepdad’s ears, gouged his eyes and raped him before he plunged from balcony trying to escape’ thesun.co.uk/news/40485308/t…
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I will not Richmond post I will not Richmond post I will not Richmond post I will not Richmond post
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Okay, it was a thinly veiled attempt to Rachel McAdams post but what are you going to do about it?
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Love posting coal at night because I can sleep in with a full wheelbarrow
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Let's drop the pretense. Throw that ass this way. Now see? It's just not as charming.
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National anthem of long drives at night
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Still trying to figure out how Hunter Schafer expects to be fucked. Do you just not look at it? Grab a pillow and aim for an armpit? All jokes aside, like, how do you have non-gay sex with a woman? Yuck.
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Replying to @donnieboa
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New Ritual might publish me if I really start talking about strange
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She’s 45, dressed like a vampire. Her daughter’s late picking her up. She chose that stool because you chose that stool in the quiet corner of the bar. A wink and a smile have you running for miles. Her daughter walks in. β€œOh, you’re too young for me.”
may πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ’€
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That girl from Broward county really does love youβ€”she's a methhead, not a stripper
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