So it's probably time to let you folk know what I've spent the last [redacted for sanity] hours pixeling away at! I was making myself laugh thinking about the crappest loot you could receive in a game. So... I drew 1,000 of them. @UselessLoot #UselessLoot

9m

I've spent far too long working on @UselessLoot for me to NOT throw it in front of your faces... We mint THIS FRIDAY on @opensea 1,000 unique, fully onchain, hand-pixeled items of increasingly questionable usefulness. opensea.io/collection/useles…

COMMUNITY FREE MINTS I've set aside 40 free Useless Loot mints for other communities. Want some for yours? Make a bit of noise about Useless Loot and let me know.

Hey @opensea There's a fake Useless Loot collection on Base that I can't report as my collection hasn't started minting yet. This is the genuine collection for reference: opensea.io/collection/useles…

MINT ANNOUNCEMENT The Archive opens Friday, October 2nd. Useless Loot will mint through @opensea, starting with Free Mint, followed by Allowlist and Public. Head to the mint page and hit Set reminder: opensea.io/collection/useles… Full schedule below ↓

I compared Claude Opus 5.5 against GPT6 Sol. I asked them both to create an #00ff00 background. The results have been incredible

💀 THE 1337 GUIDE TO ONCHAIN ⛓️ 5 years ago, @dhof wrote the original michelin guide to "onchain" nfts. four tiers, three stars, one tweet. its held up but needed a 2026 update. seven levels. five stars. one question: where does your art actually live? 🤔 👇🔊🧵

FULLY ONCHAIN The artwork and metadata for every Useless Loot item live entirely on Ethereum. What does that mean? When you view a Useless Loot the contract itself gives you the artwork. It's not pointing at some corporate database somewhere. It's permanently stamped #onchain

The archive has been found.

Have you guys seen what @flashrekt cooked up in @1337skulls ?? Just awesome. For the lazy: - Type "!9m" in the 1337 Discord chat for a few days and snaffle an awesome "9m skull" - Burn that mofo into a glitched beauty "0m skull"

WHAT MAKES IT THROUGH

Don't forget to !9m in the @1337skulls Discord ya plebs!

Hey @tokenfox1 Just wanted to say that your onchainchecker saved me from deploying my next project with the wrong rendering! Kudos for having your tool available on Base Sepolia 🫡