Amy Klobuchar grew up with a sportswriter dad, fills out March Madness brackets, and goes to games. Eric Schmitt is an asshole who likes to make shit up. They are not the same.

If you aren't watching these Jack Smith hearings I'll sum it up for you, Amy Klobuchar is stuffing Eric Schmitt in a goddamn locker and it's the best thing you'll see today.

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How sad to see the once great United States devolve into an international laughingstock led by a dementia-addled psychopath and a feckless government of machiavellian enablers.

That AI picture Trump posted of himself with Dolly Parton just proves that even in death, he forces himself on women who told him no.

This teacher was at a Nevada School Board meeting & noticed that one of the CCSD School Board trustees was wearing an Anti-Trans shirt while conducting the meeting so she wrote a speech & got up & let Lorena Biasotti who’s with Moms of Liberty know how she felt & it was amazing.

Now Iran is saying they won’t negotiate until Trump leaves office. I don’t understand what went wrong, we sent two of our most mediocre real estate developers to negotiate after having such a well thought out plan of attack six months ago. 

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was practically engineered to break MAGA brains. American-born (sorry, no “go back” card), ridiculously credentialed (MD + Oxford PhD), explains policy like a normal human, and takes zero crap. Good luck finding a script for that.

It sucks to not have phone or home internet, but this type of vandalism can kill people and those responsible should face more than a vandalism charge. ktla.com/news/california/fib…

He’s better off just requiring everyone in his circle to wear powdered wigs with him. You know they’d do it.

Turns out Andy Ogles has no place in Congress. Fucking beautiful.

RT @HillaryClinton: Local man suggests jailing own boss.

Quite simply untrue Brit, you are presenting a false narrative, in fact, it’s you that’s fallen from grace, history will judge you accordingly. 🤨

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night. It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me. Sad and embarrassed and exhausted. Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one. People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room. Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old. He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second. That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed. There is a name for it. So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers. The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin. And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride. Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was. And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving. Just another joke at our expense.

Oh please, please, please replace Russert with Hillyard permanently! @weeknightmsnow I have been barely able to watch since Menendez left for her own show, because Russert behaves like a buffoon. Hillyard is perfect for this ❤️

Mitch is dead. Republicans must prove he's alive before we move forward with anything. This is just ridiculous. What a bunch of desperate con artists.

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

That so many adult men openly admit that they don't have the spine to stand up to Trump is really fascinating.

They’re fortifying the White House, firing election officials, and demanding voter rolls from every state. Probably nothing.

Gee…. I wonder what potential candidate for McConnells seat has MAGA covering up his condition & trying to prevent @GovAndyBeshear from calling the Special Election that’s mandated by KY Law…