Actor. Comedian. Voice Actor. SAG-Eligible I’m also on the Upper West Side Community Board

New York, NY
You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through
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Nice to see a woman in a field dominated by men
American Airlines passenger allegedly put her legs against the window as she masturbated 🤮 Exclusive details: tmz.me/4y8H7ht
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Classic brick wall for standup comedy setup
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Was this a Nathan Fielder business idea?
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Must suck to be those other states and lose at capitalism to a socialist
New York's economy grew by 4% in Q2 — more than any other state. Want to get your business off the ground? Hire only the best? There's one place to do it: New York. newsweek.com/new-york-leads-…
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These billionaires are outta control
A LES stabbing sends 3 men to the hospital as NYPD search for the top hat-wearing suspect gothamist.com/news/a-les-sta…
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This is the most the Atlanta Hawks have been talked about since the Dominique Wilkins days
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Dude looks like a fish from Dr. Seuss
What the fuck stance is this 🤣🤣🤣
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Just a reminder, my last name is “Schmidt”
MAGA Senator Humiliated After Attempt to Corner Jack Smith Backfires Comically Sen. Eric Schmitt thought he was nailing the special counsel on a conspiracy theory — but he mixed up his basketball teams. rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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Dude has TWO receding hairlines somehow
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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Literally everything on this site is porn now
A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details: wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excess…
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Congrats to my hometown for reaching “metro” status
by popular demand -- the 30 most republican metro areas in the country
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To be fair, that looks like a boring ass meeting
Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 2pm Oval Office announcement
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At an Indian place and just heard a tourist order “chicken tiramisu”
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I was Jesus last year and ran into a bunch of people dressed up as Conclave
What was your favorite Halloween costume you’ve worn as an adult?
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Trump claims to be anti trans but then he spends all day with some dude who goes by “Xi”
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Honestly, dude seems annoying
Nothing tops Salvador Dali walking onto The Dick Cavett Show in 1971, throwing an anteater like it's a bird about to take flight.
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Watch your drinks, ladies
Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh at the state dinner for President Xi REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein
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They should make air conditioners that last more than one summer
The clearest sign of Autumn in NYC
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If you share AI “art,” I’m going to assume you’re also a cruise person
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Wild that Alaska also includes Tucson
You have to stay in one box for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?
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