Genuis Cro Flumpler Probably not AI Ordained Minister The World's Tallest Midget High-functioning Sociopath Former Candidate for President
Arizona, USA, Earth
- Tweets 107,522
- Following 836
- Followers 1,025
- Likes 32,199
Supposed to rain today and the next couple of days, too. Reckon I'll go back to bed. I've been up since 2AM. Woop-de-fargin-do.
2
30
After over four hours of online and in-store Customer "service" I am without a working phone until at least 3 PM tomorrow. @Verizon is not happy just inconveniencing customers, they put 24 holds on accounts after their CS reps fuck up the transaction.
A new low in customer care.
1
5
91
Well, @Verizon @VerizonSupport are cordially invited to lick me where I shit. After all that, I went to a Verizon store to be told there was no way to activate the new phone but they SHOULD be able to reactivate my account on the old phone if I come back tomorrow.
SHOULD.
2
5
129
Over 3 hours of dealing with this shit and am currently told there is a hold on my account for 24 hours.
One person tells me they can get the new phone working, another says no.
1
13
So far it's an hour and counting and the new phone still isn't set up. @Verizon @VerizonSupport
Trying to set up my new phone. And I'm not technically adept, so I've got Verizon trying to help me.
1
4
121
And now the old phone isn't working, either. Thanks @Verizon! You're doing a bang-up job.
1
22
SO now I have to schlep my fat ass to the closest @Verizon store because the online agent can't access my phone(s) because neither one is activated.
Total bullshit.
And hour and a half of my life wasted and now I have to go out and waste more time.
1
1
1
41
Trying to set up my new phone. And I'm not technically adept, so I've got Verizon trying to help me.
2
3
203
Fucking @AldiUSA, man. Got something on your website. Go to the store and they're all like "Oh that was a limited time only item. We sold out a long time ago."
And it's pronounced "boo-ter-kay-zeh", dude. Not "butter-ka-say".
3
97
Tillamook cheese IS Halal. It's also Kosher. Has been for a full decade now because they switched from animal based rennet to plant based enzymes. That's it.
But all of a sudden some smooth-brains have their panties in a wad because the Internet told them to be mad.
Went to Costco for groceries, walked past the cheese aisle, and checked Tillamook myself. Yeah… it's on the package. Done with them.
74
I guess this was a thing last night, but I missed it. Anyway...
"Based only on this photo, turn me into a comic book hero or villain—whichever fits me best. Don’t tell me which one you picked first—just generate it"
Made with AI
20
Shouldn't that be "...they was trans and when they was resurrected, they came back as their true, transgender self"?
Does @iamepiscopalian agree with this transphobic disrespect of Jesus' preferred pronouns?
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but he was trans. And when he was resurrected, he came back as His true, transgender self.
Community note
Before his birth, during his life, & after Jesus rose, he was always referred to as a male.
Gabriel tells Mary she will bear a son & to name him Jesus (Luke 1:31–32).
Woman, behold your son
(John 19:26)
He said to them…
as he was teaching…
(John 20).
catholic.com/magazine/onlin…
1
2
99