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Replying to @TheBabylonBee
Thankfully, I stopped that shit. As a jeep owner
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I thought that was a Subaru thing 🥴
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Yes! God is great and the Babylon Bee is awesome!
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Finally, the truth is out!
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Demonic duckies from hell, I rebuke you!!!
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Whenever some boomer jackass puts a duck on my Jeep, it gets placed beneath the tire and promptly run over. Kids love it!
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Ohhhh nooo I'm in trouble
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Glad I got rid of my wrangler years ago. I don't like strangers smudging my jeep with toys. Id have a cigar clipper and cut the ducks' heads off and leave them.
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Replying to @TheBabylonBee
So it is written, so it shall be.
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Someone should tell the booze queen @amyactonoh. She drives one like an idiot because she thinks it makes her look relatable.
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As both Moon King and Stella Matutina (Christ the Bright and Morning Star), I can confirm; There were no duck jeeps in Heaven upon my visit, and, due to their suspected obedience to tyranny; God denies their entry. Let all with ears hear; eyes see; mouths repeat.
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I knew it I knew they were part of a cult!
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There are three Rubicons in my grandkids' school line. All tricked out in ducks and all driven by suburban moms.
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I guess I’m dammed then.
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I use to love my jeep when we just had the wave will never own one again because this is just gay and retarded
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Replying to @TheBabylonBee
Duck Duck Jeep.
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None of them are even wearing Jayne Hats!
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Only if those are "notches" that represent the number of ducks they're run down and over.
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Police should literally be pulling these people over and ticketing them for having items obstructing their view.
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But what if it's one and on a rig's dash?
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That would be a blessing given my experience of how they drive.
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Thankfully Broncos (with clean dashboards) are taking over the segment.
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I'm a goner, then. Pray for me and my LOTR Jeep.
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Replying to @TheBabylonBee
When did that become a thing? I have had a Jeep for 30 years. I never did that.
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Speaking as a Jeep owner on his 4th Wrangler...AMEN!
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Replying to @TheBabylonBee
Not funny. Don’t mess with Jesus or his words.
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I just call them cunts but this works too
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Amen. My Jeep has zero ducks.
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I knew it! I keep my NES Duck Hunt gun with me in my truck in case I come across a duck jeep.
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🤣🤣🤣
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It takes away the desire to own a Jeep for us high T males!!!
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Most never have & never will take that jeep near a mud puddle 🤣
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That’s good because it’s super gay. Bunch of quacks.
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Why, they are good people, they have their ducks in a row?
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100% of owners with ducks on their dash have never touched dirt to their wheels
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How did that start anyway?
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