My ex girlfriend left me for a baseball player, either a first or second baseman. I still don’t know Who or What.

Sep 24, 2026 · 1:30 AM UTC

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I don’t give a darn!
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No that was the shortstop
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Who’s on third though
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Some of us are old enough to get (and appreciate) that joke. Sadly, many youngsters out there will never know the joy of the greatest long-form dad-joke in the history of comedy.
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I Don’t Know’s playing third.
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ALT Understand Captain America GIF
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When she said Why, it must've come out of left field
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ALT Abbott And Costello Quote GIF by Top 100 Movie Quotes of All Time
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No, I don't know is on third
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No, I Don't Know is on third.
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Mine too. Unfortunately I don't know took her.

ALT who's on first jimmy fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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“I don’t know” - “Third base”!
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🤣🤣🤣 only people who appreciate good classic humor is gonna get that. 😉👍
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I don't know is on third? 🤔
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Truly one of the greatest routines of all time. Just to check, are you sure it wasn’t I Don’t Give A Darn?
Made with AI
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Outa left field
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Imo, the funniest routines ever... of all time...
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Abbott and Costello smiled.
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Why wasn’t the left fielder?
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Third base!
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You’re mistaken, who’s on third.
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I don’t know is third base ignorant heathen.
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You have to be old to get that one. Did you know they’re in the baseball hall of fame for that skit?
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Third baseman, too?
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You can do better.
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Honestly it could have been third, I don't know.
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Either way he stole home 🤓
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Solid. 👏
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Goddamn you
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I don't know - Third base!
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It’s simple Who’s on first What’s on second And I don’t know’s on third base!
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You're out!!!
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Well, better than I Don't Know.
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They're turning a double play on her
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