Professional investigator of prehistoric pork atrocities. Reopening the Llanmaes case: centuries of right-foreleg collection & selective disposal.

Wales, United Kingdom
Case #001: The Llanmaes Right-Foreleg Mystery Status: OPEN For over 700 years, people across Iron Age Britain kept bringing the same body part to one site in South Wales. Not the whole pig. Not the left leg. Just the right forequarter. Over and over. Century after century. I’m reopening the file. Who made the rule? Why only the right side? And what exactly was happening in that midden? The PIG detective is on the case. No statute of limitations on swine. Follow for updates. Bones don’t lie.
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Dear @marmite having been a lifelong fan and consumer of your fantastic product I am now chucking it in the bin forever. #folicacid
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If you're a terrorists in the UK, you get bail in 24 hours. If you tweet hurty words in the UK, you get years in prison.
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Flock CEO really did the meme.
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You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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🚨 #BREAKING: Internet users marked the Flock CEO’s lawn as a “public toilet” after it was revealed he redacted public streetview images of his house for privacy.
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Replying to @LeadingReport
They don't want anyone to know where they're not.
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Replying to @LeadingReport
Too bad. You can download the camera list used on the map at flocksurveillance.org/data/c…
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This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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Danny Tommo has been charged with criminal damage and will appear in court today - the speed of this process is absolutely astonishing. We're told it's in the 'public interest' to pursue criminal proceedings. All individuals are entitled to the same treatment before the law, regardless of what the establishment may think of said individual. The pace of incident to arrest to charge to court for Danny Tommo is rapid, to say the least. I will be watching very closely.
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😆
.@POTUS shows President Xi the Biden Autopen photo 🤣
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Legacy media REFUSED to show you a SINGLE SECOND of President Trump's speech and historic state dinner with Xi Jinping tonight at the White House So here's the ENTIRE thing, from start to finish, with translations for Xi's speech DO NOT LET LEGACY MEDIA KEEP YOU IN THE DARK
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Dear @elonmusk we are being told that to pay for the @BBC we might have to pay £11 per month tax on our internet bills. Would that be applied to @Starlink if not then you may have potentially millions of new British subscribers.
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😂😂😂
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Human trafficking on an industrial scale. The police are involved, so the Home Office must be involved. Prove me wrong? x.com/Anglothule/status/2102…
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I dont think I've ever seen a police convoy this big, and I've seen nukes being transported. This is absolutely fucking mental 🤦🏻‍♂️
🚨WATCH: Footage shows a unbelievably MASSIVE police motorcade escorting the empty migrant coaches from Gosport 🇬🇧
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No ambulances available for British citizens when they’re having a heart attack.. Yet they are able to summon three to help illegal migrants when they’ve just stepped off a boat 👍 Is this where we are?
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CONFIRMED. It’s the illegal boat is heading to Gosport. I’ve had it confirmed from 5 sources now. More alarmingly it appears that this location was planned last week and organised. Now discovered that the boat tracking has been removed from some of the boats. One insider from the Fort Blockhouse itself has informed me confidentially he was made aware of this location being used last Thursday and they were preparing. Oh dear oh dear. Here we go again…..
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Watch any MP and receive alerts straight to your inbox when they declare trips and gifts The latest MP declaration has just been published. See the the full list here: ukgovscan.com/mps
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#OctoberSurprise this new life is thanks to everyone who fought for my freedom
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