Everyone is Jane Doe but no one was Laken Riley Everyone is Jane Doe but no one was Iryna Zarutska

“It’s the midterms. Falsely accuse a bunch of white guys of rape.”

Funny Questions for Everyone 1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. 2. A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor. 3. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD-40. 4. A boy asks his granny, 'have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?' Granny replies, fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen? 5. Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body? 'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'your sense of humor! 6. The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. 7. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. 8. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. 9. After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "screw it, soldier on!" 10. I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:00. 11. Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel. 12. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "only you. All the others kept me awake all night!" 13. My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

We’re totally fine.

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I genuinely laughed

She sums it up perfectly. 🎤 drop

Women delivered men

All of them are true.

Indeed

Women file for divorce- it’s the man’s fault. Women murder their children- it’s the man’s fault. Women are massive whores- it’s the man’s fault. “Muh patriarchy” Tell me, what exactly are women ever accountable for? You wanna be “strong independent women”, yet you feminists constantly INFANTILIZE women at the same time, but unironically, only when they screw up. How convenient. You can’t have it both ways. Yall had a terrible run, put the men back in charge.

It is this serious.

Islam is not compatible with Western Civilization. Full stop.

Check.

I will NEVER stop posting about Iryna Zarutska We need to keep her memory alive RIP Angel 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

The real Avengers.