Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

Aug 20, 2026 · 10:21 PM UTC

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...yeah I'm not getting past them pearly gates 🤣
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See you in hell, brother
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There’s a mouthful of beer I’ll never get back. 😂
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Woah....
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Underrated tweet
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OMFGGGG😭💀💀💀💀😭😭
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“FDA: ‘We tried. He keeps freezing on the shelf.’”
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i am sure he is teaming with bacteria
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🏆
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he expired
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David Ullrich
@DavidUllrich202
Feb 2
Neuroscientist Diagnoses Trump’s Brain Damage In his patterns of speech, inability to state the truth on just about any subject, and the apparent joy he gets out of watching people suffer ― something strange is going on ― a “dementing malignant narcissist.” Credit: Scott Carney
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🤣🤣🤣💯
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Replying to @Therealedblake @TencicFred
OMG that is ice cold. Just like Mitch McConnell.
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It’s the one vegetable they still have up their ass
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Okay this is a top tier joke. Gotta give it up to you.
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Laaaaaaaaaawd
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funny, but he's actually likely decomposing somewhere
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We should send RFK Jr. to check on him. I hear he has a cooking show?!😂

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Ngl, this is a banger tweet
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This is so good I had to get up and walk around for a second to soak it in 🤣👌
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Can I not show up to work and get a paycheck for like a month? Maybe more?
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Lmfao, this is 🤌🏽
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They got that fruit Lindsey Graham though.
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