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California, USA
About me: 18 years as a real estate appraiser, 8,000+ appraisals performed. 70+ successful real estate flips valued at $40,000,000+. Personal goal of holding 50+ rentals and paying them all off for retirement. I try to provide a unique, inside look at real estate and share any tips I get along the way.
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Drank so much tonight my wife took my keys, drove us both home, and is refusing to talk to me until Monday Love you guys!
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If you own a $2 million home with no mortgage and $2 million in equity I’m sorry your home is absolutely an asset in my opinion
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The American Dream now comes with a 7.5% rate..
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lol new construction. Shit is held up with tape and empty Modelo cans.
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I was talking to this barista working at a coffee shop. She’s 21 years old. She’s making 17 bucks an hour minimum wage, but she does not get 40 hours a week. Just talking to a 21 year-old trying to figure out their life is really depressing because everything is so insanely expensive for somebody just starting out What would be your best advice for somebody just starting out today?
Nobody has ever had more difficult economic conditions than Gen Z
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Look at this awesome photo of the Huntington Beach pier in the 1970s
A girl on the pier in Huntington Beach, early 1970s. Photo by John Sage
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If you have not switched your Siri navigation voice to Australian English, you are really missing out on some good entertainment
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Santa Ana becomes SANTER AUUNAAA
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Replying to @ThinkAppraiser
This is the bleakest motivation speech I've ever read.
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How many years do you think it will be before AI kills us all
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I got $229 for 2.2 million impressions, I always seem to get right around 230 bucks every two weeks, I don’t understand the payout structure on X
2.1M verified impressions
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California has more active real estate appraisers in their 80s than it does in their 20s
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My inbox has been blowing up about this video from Nick relating to Sacramento, so I made a reaction video.
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1 rental sucks 10 rentals is better 20 even better 40 way better
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Artificial intelligence —-> America Intelligence
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Always say yes to a quick 30 minute drink with your buddy. Those 90 minutes could be the best 6 hours of your life.
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Our 1,000 square foot market is being replaced by a threading salon. The city is asking for a $14,000 sewer impact fee because they’re saying the new tenant will use much more water… They won’t give us the permit if this fee isn’t paid. California, can we chat about this!?
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Just got off the phone with a non real estate friend who was awarded a 2 family house yesterday. Listed for $995k and on the market for 4 days. He offered $1.2m all cash and won (lied to win and plans to get a loan) I asked him how he came up with his offer # and he said his realtor told him most listings sell for 10% offer ask. I said ok… you’re offering more than that. How else are you justifying it? “well, I got pre approved for a $700k loan and I have $500 to put down so I have $1.2 to spend.” This is crazy but how the average person looks at resi real estate. Good luck out there
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6:47 pm is the best time of day I will not explain
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Once you hit 40 years old, you better be in really good shape or you better make a funk ton of money. That’s facts
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